Don't think about the chicken-eating spider. Think about the kindly jellyfish.
May 7, 2007
Please blot that image from my head with something very mellow.
Don't think about the chicken-eating spider. Think about the kindly jellyfish.
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This helps. A little. Thanks.
'Kindly' and 'jellyfish' do not belong in the same sentence.
They sting like b*ggery. That is not the act of a gentleman.
What were you thinking of?
Here’s some advice to remember should you ever find yourself in a menacing underwater situation: Music hath charms to soothe the savage jellyfish.
(It’s good to have your cat, …, er, snail, on hand to provide sufficient cowbell, …, er, rhythm stick.)
I liked the spider. Put me in the mood for chicken for lunch.
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