But I was posing next to a shoe covered in nails -- a real spiked heel:
And lolling about on a red settee:
IN THE COMMENTS: I'm moved to ask "What is the difference between Bill Clinton and a stiletto spiked with nails?"
ABOUT THAT SHOE: It came from this shoe auction, a fund-raiser. Here's their most recent collection of shoes, including one by Charley Brown, who did the spiked heel pictured above.
AND: If you liked "nailed," you might like "screwed."