It's only $2,150 a night. You can't begrudge him that. He (with Michelle) just pulled in $60 million for a book deal.
Here, you too can stay at The Brando.
ADDED: "Locally, there is also speculation that he will spend time on his friend, billionaire film producer David Geffen’s $300-million yacht, which was moored in Papeete earlier this week and is now off the coast of neighbouring island Moorea."