It's not a thought I haven't had before, but here's the precise thing I was reading that provoked my exclamation:
It’s a diet fit for a Prince.It doesn't have to be Portland, but don't you want your Althouse from Portland? If not Portland, then where? Do you need me to keep monitoring Madison?
Purple reins* on the distressed wood tables at chic restaurants in Portland....
* The writer screwed up her own joke. It should be "Purple reigns." She knew she had to spell it differently from "rain," but she didn't know which way to spell it differently. It really matters when you're doing a pun. If you can't pull it off, rein it in.