December 10, 2016

A man brought what he thought was a breast implant into a police station. He'd found it in the water...

... and thought it might be evidence that a woman's body was somewhere in there — maybe a murder victim.



She's smiling because it's a jellyfish!

25 comments:

Rob said...

See something, say something.

traditionalguy said...

So it was saline and not silicone.

We note that the Breast Blog is back again. Thanks for doing your part in Making America Great Again.

Oso Negro said...

Apparently he lacked sufficient expertise with either ocean fauna, or women's sexual enhancement. To say nothing of his knowledge of the little man in the boat.

traditionalguy said...

Jelly fish enhancement. It must be Global Warming again.

Laslo Spatula said...

He also found what turned out to just be a clam.

I am Laslo.

AprilApple said...

If they find the other one, some lucky woman gets a two-fer.

rhhardin said...

Glow in the dark breasts.

JML said...

The poor guy probably feels like a boob now.

rehajm said...
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EDH said...
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rehajm said...

We can all have a laugh but give the guy credit for acting with the breast of intentions.

EDH said...
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EDH said...

I'm surprised the Flintstones never used jelly fish as breast implants.

Wilma and Betty could've used help in that department

Even Ann Margrock.

David said...

"She's smiling because it's a jellyfish!"

And because it's obvious, even with her dowdy uniform, that she has no need whatsoever for implants.

Fritz said...

I trip over them all the time, but I never thought of them quite like that. Thanks.

JAORE said...

Mark this exhibit Double D.

AprilApple said...

She's got electric boobs,
a mohair suit...
You know I read it in a magazine.

lemondog said...

Could be some creative/quack doctor used it as a cheap implant.....

YoungHegelian said...

@lemondog,

Could be some creative/quack doctor used it as a cheap implant...

Don't give anyone any ideas! Silicone butt implants have been done with silicone caulk, just like the stuff you seal around your bathtub. Now, thanks to you, we're going to have quack doctors offering clueless chicks the options of "saline, silicone, or jellyfish".

JAORE said...

Must be jellyfish 'cause jam don't shake like that.

John said...

I think the story is bogus.

A jellyfish implant would be painful as Hell, wouldn't it?

John Henry

Jake said...

I assume the man that turned that in actually killed a woman with breast implants and sunk her. He wants the police to find her body because he feels guilty.

The Tell-tale tit?

Quaestor said...

Ya'll missed a fine pun in the tweet!

unique bust!

Earnest Prole said...

I was wondering just the other day: Whatever happened to Jessica Valenti?

Largo said...

Fake boos.
Fake fake boobs.
Nice. :)