November 8, 2016

"He is dressing in drag as me? And carrying a mattress? He'll get a sense of how it feels. That's fantastic."

"I hope he carries a real one, and doesn't cop out with an air mattress."

Okay, good. Maybe everybody has a sense of humor now. Wouldn't that be cool?

24 comments:

Curious George said...

Curious George said...
"dress up as Emma Sulkowicz, the alumna who carried her mattress around campus to protest the university's sexual assault policies."

Shouldn't that be "the anal sex on the first date alumna...?"

Owen said...

Curious George: winning the thread in one!

Big Mike said...

@Curious George, point of information. She had anal sex with her boyfriend after being in a relationship that previously included sexual activities.

Gahrie said...

I wonder if the man she victimized has a sense of humor?

Oh fuck who cares..he's just a splooge stooge.......

PB said...

Mattress Girl didn't use a mattress from the dorms. She specifically bought one that was much lighter and dimensionally smaller to carry around.

Michael K said...

It would be good if he could carry around the video of the porn flick she made to demonstrate how it happened, allegedly.

Brando said...

I highly doubt she carried a real mattress around--those things are bulky and heavy enough that you really can't go far without stopping a lot.

And now I'm a Mattress Truther. Thank you, world!

EDH said...

What makes Milo supposedly "alt-right" according to the article?

Sebastian said...

"He'll get a sense of how it feels." Like a fraud?

JAORE said...

Would that she had experimented with a king sized, water bed mattress.

Milo should add a conspicuous "Magic Fingers" attachment.

Laslo Spatula said...

Mattress Girl, meet Hat Rack Girl.

The hat rack represented all the Furniture white men have used in the conduct of sexual violence...

I am Laslo.

Curious George said...

Ass Whore said: "He'll get a sense of how it feels."

Milo's gay. Not sure if he is a bottom though.

Oso Negro said...

It would be much more interesting if she went in drag as Milo.

J. Farmer said...

As someone whose sympathies broadly align with the alt-right, I am inclined to be on Milo's side. But I find him so
Obnoxious and attention-obsessed.

Michael K said...

"But I find him so
Obnoxious and attention-obsessed."

I think it's called "camp."

damikesc said...

Milo is all about camp.

He's also one of the more devastatingly harsh talkers out there and beautifully skewers Leftists in amusing ways.

n.n said...

Sexual liberation fomented a culture of regret. The cognitive dissonance must be deafening.

J. Farmer said...

"I think it's called 'camp.'

Oh no no. It's schtick for self-promotion and self-aggrandizement. Preaching to the choir and shooting fish in a barrel are signs of Milo's mediocrity. Ask him about Jewish influence in modern American politics and see how quickly his anti-PC facade crumbles.

Bad Lieutenant said...

J. Farmer,


Are you voting, or have you voted for, Donald Trump?

J. Farmer said...

Voted fur Trump about 2 hours ago. I don't expect him to win. I've said since the beginning that his candidacy is a Hail Mary pass. My common refrain remains unchanged..."America is doomed."

HoodlumDoodlum said...

How about the guy involved? You know: the one she & her friends & supportive teachers and staff accused of rape. How's his sense of humor, do you think?

Just kidding - of course no one cares about him. Slandered as a rapist w/faculty support, sure...but he's a guy, and a white cishet guy at that, so fuck 'im.

Kensington said...

"Okay, good. Maybe everybody has a sense of humor now. Wouldn't that be cool?"
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In general, yeah, but what's funny about a false rape charge?

SukieTawdry said...

Oh yeah, let's give the ridiculous Emma Sulkowicz some props.

(CAPTCHA is seriously out of control.)

mikee said...

"Attention Whores" of all varieties are now, under UN decree, to be referred to using the more correct phrase, "Attention Sex Workers."

Which will be a useful thing, because whenever that phrase is used every SJW in the US will stop what they are doing and listen.