August 27, 2016

This will just seem like the most boring interview in the world...

... unless you watch what's happening in the background:



The extreme boringness of the interview makes the backgroundiness of the action sheer accidental genius.

24 comments:

Unknown said...

Loved it. Udders 1, snotty kid 0

YoungHegelian said...

Do not mess with Old Betsy! She'll do you in!

What a dorky kid! Did he think he could just stand there & beat on the cow without any reaction?

Adamsunderground said...

When you beat a cow, always remember to invoke Allah

rhhardin said...

If they're not slaughtering turkeys, I'm not interested.

Hagar said...

Those are beef cattle.

Rusty said...

Cows may not be smart, but they know they're bigger than you.

Bob Matthews said...

I, for one, welcome our new bovine overlords.

traditionalguy said...

Eat Mor Burgers. This is obviously a Chikin commercial.

Rob said...

And don't forget about Aida.

Yancey Ward said...

The look on the kid's face as he was rescued is priceless- udderly priceless.

Fernandinande said...

Cowie owie.

Sydney said...

That kid's lucky the cow didn't kick him. Probably the only thing that saved him was the cow standing on the other side of him. If the coast had been clear- wham!

AllenS said...

Cattle that are used to having their back/spine brushed do this. If they truly don't like you, they'll kick.

Bill said...

Don't f_ck with Elsie.

David said...

Boring?

Here is a kid who can answer simple questions with simple clear factual answers. And he does not have to ask his mom what he is supposed to do next.

Cause for jubilation, it seems to me.

Adamsunderground said...

Tommy: Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?
Mr. Brady: [confused] What? I'm failing to make the connection here.
Tommy: No, what I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.
Richard: Wow...
Mr. Brady: Boy, I'm at a loss for words here -
Tommy: Forget it, I quit, I can't do this any more, man. My head's about to explode. My whole life sucks. I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know where I'm going. My dad just died, we just killed Bambi, I'm out here getting my ass kicked, and every time I drive down the road I wanna jerk the wheel into a goddamned bridge abutment!

iowan2 said...

I Grew up doing chores, feeding, and working around cattle. They are by appearances docile, and none threatening. But I got caught between a dairy cow and a fence, just trying to squeeze by, she felt the pressure and immediately put the pinch on me. The point is, they can be sneaky vindictive beasts, given the chance.

Deb said...

I was impressed with the young man.

Adamsunderground said...

I was impressed with the young man.

It is a cause for hope when a child takes on a thousand pound beast alone, and the kid behind punching the cow was plucky too.

walter said...

Looks to me like the other cow did the boxing in of the kid. Though when the woman came, it looks like he was already free to exit. Maybe he was out of breath from being squished? Dunno..didn't look like that.

EMD said...

A video of kid dumber than a cow.

Bad Lieutenant said...

I don't get it. Kid started ?poking and slapping and elbowing? a cow, then... then he looks out and a woman comes and pulls him away. What happened? Do I have to crank the volume?

Robert Cook said...

"The point is, they can be sneaky vindictive beasts, given the chance."

Or just trying to rid themselves of other creatures who are annoying or posing a possible threat to them. (Besides, how would you feel if you were imprisoned and made into a farm animal?)

Rusty said...

Relax, bob. They're just cows.