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Loved it. Udders 1, snotty kid 0
Do not mess with Old Betsy! She'll do you in!What a dorky kid! Did he think he could just stand there & beat on the cow without any reaction?
When you beat a cow, always remember to invoke Allah
If they're not slaughtering turkeys, I'm not interested.
Those are beef cattle.
Cows may not be smart, but they know they're bigger than you.
I, for one, welcome our new bovine overlords.
Eat Mor Burgers. This is obviously a Chikin commercial.
And don't forget about Aida.
The look on the kid's face as he was rescued is priceless- udderly priceless.
That kid's lucky the cow didn't kick him. Probably the only thing that saved him was the cow standing on the other side of him. If the coast had been clear- wham!
Cattle that are used to having their back/spine brushed do this. If they truly don't like you, they'll kick.
Don't f_ck with Elsie.
Boring?Here is a kid who can answer simple questions with simple clear factual answers. And he does not have to ask his mom what he is supposed to do next.Cause for jubilation, it seems to me.
Tommy: Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it?Mr. Brady: [confused] What? I'm failing to make the connection here.Tommy: No, what I mean is, you can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.Richard: Wow...Mr. Brady: Boy, I'm at a loss for words here -Tommy: Forget it, I quit, I can't do this any more, man. My head's about to explode. My whole life sucks. I don't know what I'm doing, I don't know where I'm going. My dad just died, we just killed Bambi, I'm out here getting my ass kicked, and every time I drive down the road I wanna jerk the wheel into a goddamned bridge abutment!
I Grew up doing chores, feeding, and working around cattle. They are by appearances docile, and none threatening. But I got caught between a dairy cow and a fence, just trying to squeeze by, she felt the pressure and immediately put the pinch on me. The point is, they can be sneaky vindictive beasts, given the chance.
I was impressed with the young man.
I was impressed with the young man.It is a cause for hope when a child takes on a thousand pound beast alone, and the kid behind punching the cow was plucky too.
Looks to me like the other cow did the boxing in of the kid. Though when the woman came, it looks like he was already free to exit. Maybe he was out of breath from being squished? Dunno..didn't look like that.
A video of kid dumber than a cow.
I don't get it. Kid started ?poking and slapping and elbowing? a cow, then... then he looks out and a woman comes and pulls him away. What happened? Do I have to crank the volume?
"The point is, they can be sneaky vindictive beasts, given the chance."Or just trying to rid themselves of other creatures who are annoying or posing a possible threat to them. (Besides, how would you feel if you were imprisoned and made into a farm animal?)
Relax, bob. They're just cows.
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