August 20, 2016

"All I feel is myself annoying myself because I'm breathing on myself."

Testing the "Aluminum Spa for Face":



The product exists and can be bought right now on Amazon, either for $12.58 or $76.00. Bunny said she paid something like $26. Maybe it's Japanese currency manipulation. I don't know how that works. But does Aluminum Spa for Face work? Watch the video!

29 comments:

Curious George said...

How many teeth does Bunny have. 50? 60?

rehajm said...

It's only the delta in the markup from two different vendors, not a currency thing.

Ann Althouse said...

Curious George: She explains here teeth for 26 minutes here.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

"Either for $12.58 or $76.00."

I assume that sort of stuff evidences deceit.

Salesman have a word for it, but I can't recall it at the moment.

Priming?

Whatever it's called, it annoys me.

Curious George said...

Couldn't get through it. Watching and listening to Bunny almost makes me long for a Hildabeast speech.

rehajm said...

The mask is very Game of Thrones. Gregor Clegane's wife, or something.

Curious George said...

"Ann Althouse said...
Curious George: She explains here teeth for 26 minutes here."

LOL thanks.

David Begley said...

Those eyes. That color.

Laslo Spatula said...

Comes with optional orange ball-gag.

Them Japanese are a kinky lot.

I am Laslo.

Ann Althouse said...

It's an acquired taste... or you need to be in the right mood...

To each his own. I enjoy watching these videos -- comic product-testing.

Ann Althouse said...

In this case, the product itself is so ridiculous.

Sometimes she tests products that turn out to work pretty well.

CWJ said...

"It's an acquired taste... or you need to be in the right mood... "

Indeed! Though I don't think I'll ever be in the mood to, again, sit through njne and a half minutes of Graveyard Girl. I know the loud fast talking and exagerated movements are a thing people think makes their amateur videos more engaging, it's just not MY thing. Reference to Graveyard Girl offered as proof I made it all the way to the end.

EDH said...

Bunny: "What do you think it looks like most?"

I'm thinking the Japanese monster fighting hero Ultraman.

Laslo Spatula said...

The Japanese Tea Girl in Knee-High Socks...

"What is that on your face?"

"It is Aluminum Spa for Face! It is so very trendy!"

"Okay..."

"I wear it with my Black Rubber Spa Bodysuit, if you like? It has zipper in back."

"No, no. I like the knee-high socks just fine, thank you."

"I have Spa Handcuffs, too!"

"Spa Handcuffs?"

"Oh yes. They are for the Girls at the Spa who get Naughty."

"Naughty?"

"Yes. The Naughty Girls get the Spa handcuffs and the Spa Nipple Clamps. Do you like Naughty Girls? I have Special Naughty Chair: it is good for the Bending Over..."

"I'm more of the schoolgirl-skirt-and-pillow-fight type..."

"But it is so Very Trendy! You sure you not try?"

"Exactly what kind of Spa is it where you wear an aluminum facemask, black rubber bodysuit, nipple clamps and handcuffs and bend over a 'special' chair?

"You so silly! It is Naughty Bukkake Spa! It is Very Trendy!"

"Very trendy?"

"Yes! All of us young Japanese girls in the City LOVE Naughty Bukkake Spa!"

"So there aren't any pillow-fights?"

"You so Funny-American."

"Funny American?"

"Yes! American men, they still love the Japanese pillow-fight and the schoolgirl skirt..."

"That's not a 'thing' anymore?"

"Ha! That soooo old. Naughty Bukkake Spa is where it's at! So Very Trendy!"

"I think I'll pass..."

"You no want to shoot-shoot in my hair?"

"Only if you are wearing a schoolgirl-skirt and knee-high socks. And cotton panties."

"You so funny."

"I just like to think I'm Traditional..."


I am Laslo.

Ann Althouse said...

Thanks for the Ultraman.

BDNYC said...

Wow, she's incredible annoying. And yes, hard to look at. I made it 15 seconds.

ddh said...

Bunny should consider switching to decaffeinated coffee and tea.

Ann Althouse said...

I like her.

Laslo Spatula said...

The Japanese Tea Girl in Knee-High Socks...

Sometimes after Naughty Bukkake Spa I ride the subway home without washing my hair. I sit on my seat in the train with a dozen men's man-sperm in my hair, dripping slowly down my forehead and cheeks under the banks of lights...

I find this empowering. I am showing that I reject the status quo and it makes people uncomfortable. The older women look at me with open disgust, and the men don't make eye contact, they just fidget with their pants. I am making them do that: me and my hair glazed with a dozen men's man-sperm...

You will not shame me. I will proudly wear what Society wishes to hide. I will not wash my hair to let society pretend this doesn't exist among good people. I do not need to be behind closed doors to be Free...

Sometimes a young child will look at me and smile. I am making a better world for you, little one.

Bukkake is Girl Power.

I am Laslo.

Laslo Spatula said...

The Japanese Tea Girl in Knee-High Socks...

When I get home after Naughty Bukkake Spa and the subway I do my WebCam show, with the man-sperm of a dozen men still in my hair...

I talk about the new music I have found, and what is new and so trendy in the City. Here is what some young girls write me:

"I love that you don't wash your hair!!! It tells the world that they shall not shame us!"

"I want to grow up to be like you! Men in the City, shoot-shooting in your hair and we do not wash it away -- that is OUR Power!!!!"

"Do you ever rub it into your skin? Girl from a small town wants to know!"

I feel like I am making a difference in the world. Together, we will redefine 'pretty' with Pride and man-sperm in our hair.

Bukkake is Girl Power.

I am Laslo.

Laslo Spatula said...

The Japanese Tea Girl in Knee-High Socks...

When I do my WebCam Show, after Naughty Bukkake Spa, I have noticed that a lot of men write in, asking to watch me pee.

There is a world of difference between watching a girl with the man-sperm of a dozen men in her hair and watching a girl in knee-high socks pee. I feel these men are trying to reinforce Power over me, for they think that would debase me.

Don't they understand that you cannot be debased when you are Strong and Willing? You can only debase yourself, and I refuse such self-defeat. I pee on my own terms, and I alone decide if anyone gets to watch.

Besides, I am sure there are other Japanese WebCam shows where girls in knee-high socks pee on camera. But do they pee out of Self-Determination and Pride, or do they pee because from the Despair to Be Liked? That is my question for them, and those who watch.

For me:

Bukkake is Girl Power.

I am Laslo.

Laslo Spatula said...

What can I say?

I understand how young headstrong Japanese girls think.

A gift.

I am Laslo.

dbp said...

Bunny becomes easier to watch after she dons the aluminium spa for face unit. Muffles her voice and hides all but the most interesting part of her face. Those eyes, are they real? Or is she a blue eyed devil wearing blue contacts?

David53 said...

Bunny has several million YouTube subscribers and makes close to 500K a year, she's a fascinating character. I like her also.

CWJ said...

"Those eyes, are they real?"

White walker, maybe?

CWJ said...

Davd53,

If true, more power to her. If it's not all bitcoin or somesuch, then someone has cracked the youtube money making code. Kudos, and qualifies her for fascinating character status. Likeable is a separate issue.

David53 said...

CWJ,

She's not even in the top ten. PewDiePie makes about $12 million a year.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/maddieberg/2015/10/14/the-worlds-highest-paid-youtube-stars-2015/#7bc19992542c

People watch him play video games, advertisers pay real coin.

HoodlumDoodlum said...

Ann Althouse said...I like her.

You might like Grace Helbig professor. She has the same kind of young-woman manic deal as your example; she doesn't do product reviews but she does (or did) pretty funny cooking segments.

Felicia Day is also pretty good; her Co-Optitude series, where she plays video games with her brother, are legit. hilarious (the Goof Troop episode is a classic).

Mike said...

When we were kids we would wear one of those "spa masks" every October 31. At the end of the night people were so impressed with our improved complexions that we would take home sacks of candy. I didn't like how loud my breathing sounded when the mask was on.