January 31, 2016

Kate Winslet, who did not win a SAG award last night, touches...

... Susan Sarandon's breast.

Back up to the previous photo to get some idea of what inspired Kate, the I'll-just-wear-a-black-bra-with-my-white-tuxedo look Susan chose from the SAG Awards.

Don't stoop to the obvious "sag" joke. You're better than that. And Susan is better than that. Feel free to marvel at Susan's amazing daughter, Eva Amurri.

39 comments:

David Begley said...

Don't think that look would work in Madison. But I could be wrong.

samanthasmom said...

Did she spill something on her blouse at dinner before the award show?

Humperdink said...

"Don't stoop to the obvious "sag" joke."

You could have used a better choice of words.

Saint Croix said...

Maybe she was going for her heart and she got confused because they drive on the wrong side of the road.

surfed said...

I'd touch it too.

Curious George said...

She should have motor boated them.

Laslo Spatula said...

That would have been Hot, twenty-plus years ago.

I am Laslo.

Danno said...

Elites fawning over themselves. Eww! I'm glad most of your blogging isn't of the People magazine variety.

exhelodrvr1 said...

Black Bras Matter!

Krumhorn said...

Unfortunately, it appears that Eva inherited her mom's distracting bug-eyes. I don't know how they stay in their sockets. Perhaps she could use some optibras.

- Krumhorn

EDH said...

Althouse said...
"Don't stoop to the obvious "sag" joke."


That's just Althouse's white privilege talking.

If the Academy wanted to be more "inclusive", shouldn't they change the award name to the DROOPY or the FLOPPY rather than the SAG?

Fabi said...

Amanda Peet looked very nice.

Nichevo said...

The switch, 30 years ago our hostess would have been the one making the obvious joke.

sydney said...

I'm always amazed at the fashion choices actresses make. Here's a group of people who have had the opportunity to be dressed by others to look good, so they know what looks good on them. Yet, when left to their own devices so many of them make horrible choices. Is it that mirrors do not give us honest reflections, or are they motivated more by the need to draw attention to themselves?

Cacimbo Cacimbo said...

Look at Sarandon's daughter Eva Amurri's nose. She could do Michael Jackson.

EDH said...

Feel free to marvel at Susan's amazing daughter, Eva Amurri.

It looks like she had the end of her nose clipped off.

Take a look at some older photos. I like the old nose.

Laslo Spatula said...

Eva Amurri looks like a Praying Mantis.

I am Laslo.

rehajm said...

Kate! Janet! Eva! Bernie! Duh!

David said...

Sarandon's breasts deserve a SAG award all of their own.

madAsHell said...

They pull the same antics at the AVN awards, but they don't get paid as well, and polite society shuns them.

FullMoon said...

AA Trumped us. By saying don't mention it, she got everybody talking about it.

Johnny Sokko said...

Many of those women look ridiculous. Those dresses are hideous. The majority of men look like they just fell off the couch after passing out.

PB said...

Susan has always had a very nice set.

n.n said...

They're real and they're spectacular.

This incident reminds me of "Slut Walk", which became a red carpet event showcasing Mother Nature's prejudice.

JAORE said...

I flipped through out of idle curiosity. I don't even find most of these people very attractive. Perhaps because I don't know who many of them are, so I have not seen them in other settings. Though I admit Helen Mirren still has it going on.

The daughter? Sheesh. Tall, gaunt and bug eyed.

Roughcoat said...

Give me a break. She's had lots of plastic surgery. Of course she looks good.

What did you think, that the beauty she has at her age is natural? Grow up.

Roughcoat said...

n.n.:

They are not real. See my preceding post.

CatherineM said...

Ugh. Sarandon. Was she able to make one of her political speeches? Why does anyone invite her anymore.

Alicia Vikander looks amazing. Nice dress and covered up too. I first saw her in "A Royal Affair," (Netflix, Oscar winner for best foreign) and fantastic movie Ex Machina. Won't see the Danish Girl because it's such obvious award bait. It will win the Oscar for no reason other than the subject matter. It's like what Kate Winslett said in the Ricky Gervais HBO show, "Extras" when told they thought she was wonderful for making a movie about a nun who saves Jews from Nazis. She says,"Oh please. I am only doing this for an Oscar. Every Holocaust movie has Oscars coming out of their arses." Then she wins the Oscar for "The Reader" in real life!

walter said...

Outskanked by Mom..

Freeman Hunt said...

If a man did that, he'd get a slap across the face. Kate brings up a conundrum. What do you do if a woman does that?

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Darrell said...

Sarandon was making the rounds, visiting talk shows when W was up for re-election, telling everyone that the right-wingers were always shouting her down, calling her a "Commie Cunt." Kate is a Luvvie at heart, so her hand is always welcome.

Freeman Hunt said...

I think the correct answer must be that you catch her hand by the wrist and then release her hand away from your body.

Jake said...

Why is Eva Amurri "amazing"? Physically she looks rather plain. The movies in which she has acted all look eminently forgettable. Can one be "amazing" simply by having parents who chased celebrity all their lives?

By the way, I sat behind her mother on a flight from LA to New York years ago. Sarandon spent the whole flight pawing and attacking some old guy with her mouth. It was obnoxious and disgusting public behavior.

ken in tx said...

When I saw Sarandon's picture on Drudge, I thought it was that redhead that Murdock likes to have run his papers in Britain--among other things he likes about her.

The Godfather said...

As best I can recall, the first Susan Sarandon movie I saw was Bull Durham (1988). It was a great movie, and she was very good in it. But she was middle-aged then (42) and playing a middled-aged character. She's now 69 (still a young chick from my perspective), and I think that only close friends are feeling her up these days. I don't say this as a criticism. You really should NEVER be felt up except by close friends, but this rule becomes more absolute as you grow older (and easier to keep).

PatHMV said...

Feel free to cop a free feel?

PatHMV said...

Did Winslet obtain informed consent before touching the secondary sexual organs of another? Did Sarandon give express verbal permission for Winslet to touch her breast in that manner? Did Winslet document this consent?

Shawn Levasseur said...

"Don't stoop to the obvious "sag" joke. You're better than that."

Sadly, no... we're not better than that. That was my first impulse.

Judging by Kate's expression, maybe Susan's bra slipped a bit, exposing too much in the moment, because she seems to be not so much touching, but shielding from view. Or she could just be acting faux-outraged at Susan's cleavage as a joke.