January 9, 2016

"I Tried Breadfacing — Now I Understand."

I clicked on that because I thought it said "I Tried Breastfeeding — Now I Understand," but, no, it's "I Tried Breadfacing — Now I Understand."
Have you watched the Breadface videos?... I've watched all 23 of her videos and am impressed at how satisfied she looks with this simple pleasure. I wanted to understand the experience behind her look of bliss, and to find out whether, if I tried it, breadfacing would bring me the same bliss.... I pressed my cheeks, my chin, my nose into each individual croissant.... Truthfully, I didn't understand Breadface's love of breadfacing until the Wonder Bread....

17 comments:

David Begley said...

The next ice bucket challenge.

But I can't see Mark Zuckerberg doing this. Maybe he can designate a H-B1 visa worker to do it for him.

Quaestor said...

Just more foreshadowing of the coming Darwinian Moment.

sojerofgod said...

YGTBFKM

Bob said...

It'll never be as popular among men as motorboating.

Steven Davis said...

Melo Trimble just breadfaced UW.

Coconuss Network said...

Weird. Foodies might protest the absurd abuse of food/bread. The used bread, though, could be made into bread dumplings, so not to have it wasted. Even stuffing. People must be really bored if they're entertained by such videos. Come on folks, food making videos, not food mockery. The Hungry would die for fresh Wonderbread. Not Wonderbread with a girl's mashed face. Maybe next time she'll add the peanut butter and enjoy a sandwich instead.

tim in vermont said...

Pretty girls can get away with almost anything.

Bob Ellison said...

Yuck.

Dr Weevil said...

Hmmm. Bread on a human face just a week or so after the fuss about ham on a dog's face? That can't be a coincidence, can it? There must be some significance, though I can't quite see what.

mccullough said...

I'd be worried about getting a yeast infection

Titus said...

I am watching Making A Murderer. The show accomplishes making Wisconsin peeps ignorant rednecks.

You can't understand Steven Avery when he speaks so there is subtitles.

tits.

Ann Althouse said...

Hi, Titus. I was just noticing that Trump's tweets sound like you. Like this one:

"South Carolina rally last night was so unbelievably exciting (and fun). I am now off to Iowa for two big rallies - packed houses. Love it!"

CStanley said...

Blogger Ann Althouse said...
Hi, Titus. I was just noticing that Trump's tweets sound like you. Like this one:

"South Carolina rally last night was so unbelievably exciting (and fun). I am now off to Iowa for two big rallies - packed houses. Love it"

But we'll know when the Donald has gone full unPC when he starts signing off his tweets with "tits"

William Chadwick said...

"My mother didn't breastfeed me. She said she liked me more as a friend."--Rodney Dangerfield.

MT said...

I love the smell of freshly baked bread, but this is disgusting.

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