Seriously, it's been at least 7-8 years of this bacon obsession. Do we need bacon underwear? Bacon peglegs? Bacon wrapped tampons? So what, bacon tastes good. So does chicken fried steak. You don't see hipsters running around with ironic chicken fried steak shirts. If you're going to be a mindless follower, fine. But don't expect to bed down with me....
I really like a good BLT. The consumption of bacon is not my problem.
The girl I'm long-distance dating is fine in all other departments, but she won't shut up about bacon. It's tiresome. No. it's beyond tiresome. It's annoying and I think less of her as a person every time she uses bacon as a punchline. This thread is her ultimatum. I know she frequents L.A. yelp.
March 29, 2014
"I'd never sleep with a woman who thinks talking about how much they love bacon is cool or funny."