March 19, 2014

A trend in search words that have brought people to this blog.

As shown by Site Meter, percentage of recent visitors to this blog:

how do you hang yourself from a doorknob 0.1%
hanging by door knob 0.1%
how to hang yourself from a door knob < 0.1%
how do you hang yourself from a door knob < 0.1%
how can you hang yourself from a door knob < 0.1%
hanging from door knob < 0.1%
hanging by a door knob < 0.1%
woman hangs herself from door knob < 0.1%
suicide with scarf and doorknob < 0.1%
scarf doorknob scuicide < 0.1%
mick jagger all his women tried suicide < 0.1%
lwren scott, how do you hang yourself from a doorknob < 0.1%
l'wren scott how do you hang yourself on a doorknob < 0.1%
l'wren scott how do you hang yourself on a door knob < 0.1%
l'wren scott how did she hang herself < 0.1%
lwren hanging from door knob? < 0.1%
lren scott how hang self doir nob < 0.1%
l wren scott, hanging from doorknob < 0.1%
is it possible to hang yourself on door knob < 0.1%
how to hang yourself from a doorknob < 0.1%
how to hang yourself door knob < 0.1%
how scott hung self from door knob < 0.1%
how lwren scott hung herself < 0.1%
how is it possible for someone to hang on a doorknob < 0.1%
how does someone hang themselves with scarf tied to doorknob < 0.1%
how does someone hang themselves from a door know < 0.1%
how does someone hang themself from a doorknob < 0.1%
how does onw hang from a doorknob? < 0.1%
how does one hang themselves from a doorknob < 0.1%
how does one hang oneselve from a door knob < 0.1%
how does a person hang themselves from a door knob < 0.1%
how do you hang yourself trying a scarf to a doorknob < 0.1%
how do you hang yourself ftom a doorknob < 0.1%
how do you hang yourself from doorknob < 0.1%
how do you hang yourself from a doorknob?? < 0.1%
how do you hang yourself by a doorknob < 0.1%
how do you hanf yourselffrom a door knob < 0.1%
how did l'wren kill herself < 0.1%
how did lwren hang herself on a door handle < 0.1%
how did l'wren die < 0.1%
how could you hang yourselfbfrom a door knob < 0.1%
how could she hang herself from a doorknob < 0.1%
how could l'wren ssott hang herself from a doorknob < 0.1%
how could l'wren scott hang herself from a doorknob? < 0.1%
how could a woman hung herself from a door knob < 0.1%
how can you strangle yourself on a doorknob? < 0.1%
how can you kill yourself with a scarf on a door knob? < 0.1%
how can you hang youself on a doorknob < 0.1%
how can you hang yourself with a scarf < 0.1%
how can you hang yourself on a door knob < 0.1%
how can you hang yourself from doorknob < 0.1%
how can you hang yourself from a doorknob? < 0.1%
how can you hang yourself from a doorknob. < 0.1%
how can u die from hangimg from a doorknob < 0.1%
how can someone hang themselves from a door knob < 0.1%
how can someone hang themselfs from a door knob < 0.1%
how can someone hanf themselves from a door knob < 0.1%
how can someine hang from a doorknob < 0.1%
how can one hang oneself from a doorknob < 0.1%
how can a person hang themselves from a door knob < 0.1%
hanging yourself with a scarf < 0.1%
hanging oneself on a doorknob < 0.1%
hanging on doorknob < 0.1%
hanging from a door knob < 0.1%
hanging doorknob desth < 0.1%
hanging by scarf around door knob < 0.1%
hanging by doorknob < 0.1%
hanged herself by doorknob < 0.1%
hang yourself from door knob < 0.1%
hang by doorknob < 0.1%
did lwren scott die of auto eroticism < 0.1%
"how do you hang yourself with a doorknob"
ADDED: Here's the post of mine that attracted the traffic. And I didn't write this post (or that one) as a way to get traffic. I wrote it because I often check Site Meter to see what search words brought people to this blog, and this time, I was surprised to see nearly the whole page of search terms to be about this how-do-you-hang-yourself-from-a-doorknob business.

For the record: Don't hang yourself — not from a doorknob, not from anything. And don't kill yourself in some other way either.

11 comments:

mccullough said...

"Mick Jagger all his women tried suicide" sounds like a line from a rap song

Freeman Hunt said...

"Across the country tonight, people are puzzling over..."

Ann Althouse said...

It's less mysterious than how could a big plane disappear.

chickenlittle said...

I'm bothered by the disconnect between "doorknob" and the actual device she used to kill herself.

A doorknob is round and symmetrical (google the etymology of "knob"). Door knobs are uniquely American, and it's not even what she used. She used an L-shaped door handle.

Smilin' Jack said...

A trend in search words that have brought people to this blog.

They all seem unnecessarily verbose. "Insane evil bitch" always works for me.

mesquito said...

I first came to Althouse when I couldn't stop sneezing.

Scott said...
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Scott said...

Good SEO.

--Blog is popular to begin with.

--Contains keywords that are linked. Keywords repeated in metatags.

--It's a Blogger blog. (A Wordpress blog might be even more effective at snagging spiders.)

--Site is updated frequently.

The Crack Emcee said...

I told you so:

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virgil xenophon said...

@CRACK/

LOL, luuved the "niggas don't listen to no techno" bit and the reference (among others) to the alt indie band "Queens of the Stong-Age." Out of hand!

The Crack Emcee said...

Virgil - thanks:

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