February 15, 2014

"Where to keep your pubic hair."

"Cameron Diaz Encourages Women to Keep Their Pubic Hair in Her New Book."

Kinda like pressed flowers... or very unobtrusive bookmarks.

38 comments:

YoungHegelian said...

Just be real careful when you slam the book shut.....

roadgeek said...

Excellent news. Perhaps this trend of shaving the pubes will end. It's been dispiriting as a middle-aged male to watch pubic hair disappear on women; the first women I ever knew in the biblical sense all had pubic hair, and I grew to like it. I want it back.

Thanks, Cameron.

Michael K said...

Crab lice all over the world are heaving a sigh of relief. Extinction no longer threatens them.

betamax3000 said...

Good to Know. Will Now Update the Mental Image I have of the Naked Cameron Diaz.

EDH said...

Thanks for the advice, but I'll keep the bookmark made of my desiccated foreskin.

elkh1 said...

Some has-been would say anything, and do anything to make a buck.

betamax3000 said...

Cameron Diaz Pubic Hair Robot Says:

In My Time I Have Brushed Against the Pubic Hair of Many Rich and Famous Men, Some Scratchier than Others. I Have Also Had My Stray Hairs Caught Between Teeth on Occasion. It is My Role in Life.

jr565 said...

Maybe not the most efficent means of keeping your pubic hair. In a book?
And why are you keeping your pubic hair anyway? That should be going into the garbage.

mccullough said...

Where do the merkin makers keep it?

mccullough said...

No kindle version of her new book, I guess

betamax3000 said...

Cameron Diaz Pubic Hair Robot Says:

A Famous Actor's Pubic Hair Once Infested Me With Lice, But I Try Not to Dwell on Such Occasions: In My Experience I Have Had More Good Times Than Bad.

betamax3000 said...

Cameron Diaz Pubic Hair Robot Says:

Sometimes I Try to Tickle the Noses Pushed Against Me, Just Because. Tickle Tickle Tickle.

betamax3000 said...

Cameron Diaz Pubic Hair Robot Says:

There Was That Time When Cameron Shaved Me Into a Little Heart. I Felt a Bit Silly Like That, But I Believe Cameron Meant Well.

betamax3000 said...

Cameron Diaz Pubic Hair Robot Says:

In the Shower Cameron Rubs Conditioner Into Me; it Smells Like Coconut. I Do Not Know if This Common: I Rarely Visit Other Women's Pubic Hair.

betamax3000 said...

Cameron Diaz Pubic Hair Robot Says:

I Know That When Cameron Neatly Trims Me I Will Very Possibly Meet a Man's Pubic Hair That Evening; I Have Known Cameron a Long Time.

Titus said...

I think I told this story before but I did a guy once and went into his bathroom and looked in his medicine cabinet like I always do.

He had a jar of different colored kinky pubes....I abruptly left.

My friend pulls his pubes out and uses them as dental floss....I lied-I do that.

Paul said...

Look,

I don't care if women shave they ying-yang or not. Or put the hair in a book or not.

I think it's all silly and a sign of immaturity and lack of self confidence the way they go on about it.

FleetUSA said...

English grammar must no longer be taught in schools.

Ignorance is Bliss said...

What's wrong with just keeping it on top of a can of Coke at work?

Scott said...

(I wish the comments here were like Facebook, where you could click "Like" for your favorite ones. This is a really sharp thread.)

Bruce Hayden said...

When Volokh brought this up yesterday or so, I thought that it was an interesting grammar mistake - the wrong placement of a prepositional phrase, so that it modifies "public hairs" and not "women", as it should have.

My memory of maybe 6 or so years of Latin is that by the time you got to Virgil, you spent a lot of your time dealing with just this problem - trying to figure out which words went with which phrase, and which words those phrases modified.

Still, quite humorous.

rhhardin said...

Debussy girl with the flaxen hair.

Craig said...

Women with pubic hair should be kept in her new book and only allowed to come out at night.

jr565 said...

If your'e going to keep pubic hair, I recommend zip lock sandwich bags.

Jaske said...

I like the Althouse blog. I love the blog when Betamax3000 thunders by like Mad Max.

Sam L. said...

I keep mine in a safe-deposit box. I may need it again.

Craig said...

It's called a garden path.

traditionalguy said...

I recommend mixing your pubic hairs with your ear wax . Smell is the best trigger for memories...if you want to remember that stuff. The mixture can become like an Egyptian mummy of you that keeps you present forever.

Stupid ideas get stupid comments.

The Godfather said...

I remember when I was a kid and first heard the word I thought it was "public" hair, which was funny because it was very much NOT public.

Now, it is.

fivewheels said...

I believe the classic case of this grammatical mistake was an ad that proclaimed, "Smith has more than 20 years of experience styling hair under his belt."

YoungHegelian said...

@fivewheels,

Smith has more than 20 years of experience styling hair under his belt.

Poor Smith would be quickly out of business nowadays!

Beldar said...

I'd bet that Cameron Diaz eats, shoots, and leaves.

paul a'barge said...

Women with unshaved pubes who obtain sex are very, very lucky.

kentuckyliz said...

Grow them long, then have a public cutting of them, and donate them to Locks of Sex, and glow in the adoration of what a wonderful and charitable person you are.

kentuckyliz said...

Keep the trimmings. Card them. Spin them. Knit a sweater. Mine would be a lovely bright coppery red sweater. Yes, I'm bragging.

Strawberry Fields Forever!

Joe said...

Does she also advise them to not shave their underarms or legs? And if you're on a hirsute kick, perhaps she should stop wearing makeup, plucking her eyebrows and cutting the hair atop her head.

cubanbob said...

She should send them to engineering text book publishers. The students need to be made aware of old but stll useful units of measurement like the cunt hair.

The Godfather said...

@cubanbob, are you thinking of the RCH *, a measure of a very small difference? I learned that from an engineer many years ago.

* red cunt hair.