December 12, 2013

"Queen furious about police stealing bowls of nuts and nibbles left out for her in apartments in the BP/Queen's corridor."

"She has a very savoury tooth and staff leave out cashews, Bombay Mix, almonds etc. Prob is that police on patrol eat the lot."

12 comments:

Gahrie said...

The same thing happens in the staff lounge where I work....

traditionalguy said...

It's the fat ones that are dipping into the nuts bowl. Res ipsa fat one.

Irene said...

Monarchs used to be happy when other people tasted their food.

Sorun said...

The Queen needs a footmen to carry her nuts and nibbles, like they used to do back in the day.

Belial said...

Her forebears might have dusted the nuts and sweetmeats with arsenic, after having built up a tolerance themselves, to flush out the traitorous nibblers.

Today, all the poor woman can do is pad down the corridor to her sitting-rooms muttering "Off with their heads" under her breath.

She's only a bird in a gilded cage.

lemondog said...

Today, all the poor woman can do is pad down the corridor to her sitting-rooms muttering "Off with their heads" under her breath.

Or "Off with their nuts."

Anybody check corgi breath for nuts?

David said...

Chocolate coated Ex-Lax. With raisins.

That should fix the problem.

lemondog said...

Corgi breath

CWJ said...

Perhaps distraction is in order. Put a plate of donuts beside each bowl of nuts.

ALP said...

"Did those coppers eat my nibbles again? Those wankers!"

Tom said...

Isn't hunting in the King or Queen's wood punishable by death? Or at least a trip to the Tower of London for a stretch?

SOJO said...

She needs to hide them under the bed or in her file drawer like normal people. ;)