November 13, 2013

"When I was little, I thought you'd live forever..."

"I was a stupid kid...."

(Via Metafilter.)

26 comments:

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CWJ said...

Interesting but creepy. Are we to focus on the drawings or the captions? It must be one at a time, because the maudlin predictable sentiment does not easily meld, one to one, with the disturbing drawings. Taken at face value, the level of self-hate pegs the meter.

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rhhardin said...

That's his grandfather writing to him, actually.

MadisonMan said...

That's sweet. He understands grandparents very well.

Did betamax3000 say anything important? tmp;dr (Too Many Postings)

William said...

Betamax was at his peak .. Who knew that a robot harbored such profound thoughts on the transience of life and its sorrows.