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I Am No Longer Little But Believe I Will Live Forever. Until Proven Otherwise.
If You Live Your Days as if Each One Were To Be Your Last You Get Old Quickly. Tiring After Awhile.Also.You Run Out of Things to Do, But You Run Out of Money Before That.
Live the Life You Have Been Given. Observe Others for Tips, Good or Bad.
Much of Life Consists of Learning to Live with the Copious Mistakes of Others.
Many of the People You Deal With Daily on a Superficial Level Will Outlive. This Includes the Stupid Ones. It is Up to You to Decide Whether or Not to hate Them For This.
The Betamax3000 Fortune Cookie Robot is Now Operational.
You Cannot Choose How People Will Remember You. This is a Great Reason to Be Wary of Others, the Bastards.
Some People Die Inside Long Before the Body Passes Away. Breathmints.
You Cannot Outlive All of Your Enemies. Unless You Are 'Bold'.
To Have Lived a Life Without Enemies is To Have Lived an Inconsequential Life. Stir the Pot Now and Then.
Every Life Has Roads Left Untaken. The Gas Stations on Those Roads Are pretty Much the Same, Though.
When You Die All of the Skeletons in Your Closet Will Eventually Come Out. Make Sure to Have Some Amazing Skeletons.
Interesting but creepy. Are we to focus on the drawings or the captions? It must be one at a time, because the maudlin predictable sentiment does not easily meld, one to one, with the disturbing drawings. Taken at face value, the level of self-hate pegs the meter.
Remember That When You Stop to Smell the Roses the Clock Keeps Ticking. Tick Tick Tick: Tick Tick Tick.
The Good Old Days Were Not as Good as You Choose to Remember Them, But They Are Still Better Than What You Have Now.
Even a Broken Betamax3000 Robot is Right Twice a Day.
Take Photographs of Things You Would Otherwise Forget. This is Not Just Insurance Advice.
Kindness is an Acquired Taste.
Do Not Be Afraid of the Unknown: There is a Lot of the Known There Already to Be Frightened Of. Priorities.
Not Every Day can Be a Special Day, But Everyday You Have the Choice to Make the Days of Others a Little Less Special.
There is Beauty to Be Found in the Smallest of Things. You Still Step on Ants Without a Second Thought.
For Those Making Statuettes of Betamax3000 Please Do Not Use Plastic or Plaster.
That's his grandfather writing to him, actually.
That's sweet. He understands grandparents very well.Did betamax3000 say anything important? tmp;dr (Too Many Postings)
Betamax was at his peak .. Who knew that a robot harbored such profound thoughts on the transience of life and its sorrows.
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