September 19, 2013

Naked man stuck in the duct of a Milwaukee animal hospital.

This link was sent to me by a "a long-time reader and occasional commenter" whose wife works there.  He emails:
She doesn't appear in any news stories, but reports hearing odd thumps from the other side of the building, and eventually the faint "help, help, help" cries from the skinny bail-jumping "art student" who'd been blocking air flow for 10 or 11 hours.  Not a pretty sight when he was removed from his confinement, I am told.
You work all day in unusually bad building air, and then you find out that what little air you've had was filtered through naked man.

10 comments:

Marshal said...

what little air you've had was filtered through naked man.

"Around" the naked man sounds slightly less revolting.

Ann Althouse said...

I chose "through" because I pictured the body hair and the digestive and respiratory tracts.

Sam L. said...

Unless he's really hairy, shouldn't make a diff. Digestive tract doesn't filter well. Also, I'm certain there would be a urine release, but bowels?

cubanbob said...

Should have left him there until he was skinny enough to crawl out on his own.

Hazy Dave said...

Randy Newman says beware of the Naked Man, and I expect he knows whereof he speaks.

EDH said...

Fucking in Rhythm and Sorrow

Guess, guess what she sees, sees there
There is a naked person in my flat!
He's got a weird expression on his face!
Oh my god and jesus as well!
W-what are you doing here?
Are you hurting your chest?
Offending yourself?
Forcing yourself into pain and sorrow like there is no tomorrow?
You should use the pain and sorrow
To fill you up with power
Life's both sweet and sour!

He looks at me hopeless with tears in his eyes
Goes out of the window and up on the roof
Naked man, naked man calm down!
I-I'll give you some strawberry cake

Don't act like there is no tomorrow
You should use the pain and the sorrow
To fill you up with power
Life's both sweet and sour!

FullMoon said...

Ray is currently enrolled as a student at the Milwaukee Institute of Art and Design.
Performance art?
Seriously, Smoking PCP, an animal tranquilizer, not only encourages people to disrobe in public, it sometimes gives superhuman strength, requiring numerous police officers for restraint.

mikeski said...

You work all day in unusually bad building air, and then you find out that what little air you've had was filtered through naked man.

Penile-ized, as it were.

Carnifex said...

Okay... they say he was trying to get drugs, but can anyone honestly not say that he might have been after the animals instead? After reading at least 1 story a year about perv's being caught underneath outhouses, I wouldn't put anything past anybody!

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

Mark Trade said...

Did he never watch The Simpsons? Before groundskeeper Willie travelled naked through the school's air ducts, he would go to lunch lady Doris and say…