June 14, 2013

Just because you're suffering from Bitchy Resting Face doesn't mean you're not a bitch.

Get up to speed on Bitchy Resting Face (via Instapundit).

17 comments:

edutcher said...

I can think of several women in public life this fits and, yes, they are.

Chip S. said...

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LordSomber said...

It's disheartening living in a college town with so many pretty women wearing this expression.

Looking at scowls is like a glimpse into the future at the wrinkles, furrows and folds of tomorrow's countenance.

I guess there really is something to "If you make that face it will stay that way."

Mitchell the Bat said...

When I was in high school, there was this girl whose face made it look like she was in constant pain.

Nobody wanted to have sex with her, so far as I knew.

rhhardin said...

Dennis the Menace on faces staying that way, "You can't say you weren't warned."

Tibore said...

But isn't there also such a thing as Bitchy Active Face? Because I swear, I've seen more of that in my life than Bitchy Resting Face.

Time for a sequel video!

Brew Master said...

Calvin and Hobbes on faces staying that way...

'Really, cool!'

Chip S. said...

Aviator sunglasses help.

R.A. Crankbait said...

Chip - so does fiber.

Xmas said...

The video is available if you go to the article.

Also, I know a sufferer of Asshole Resting Face. Poor fella, people just want to punch him in the neck.

Bob Ellison said...

It's difficult to get past Psycho Ugly Bleeding Venereal Disease And Oh If You Touch Me I Might Explode Face, though.

So I've heard, anyway.

Paddy O said...

I have a thoughtful, pensive resting face. I've learned that over the years, people will ask me what I'm thinking, or make comments about what must be going through my head. Meanwhile, I'm thinking about lunch or last evening's episode of Castle.

Robert Cook said...

"When I was in high school, there was this girl whose face made it look like she was in constant pain.

"Nobody wanted to have sex with her, so far as I knew."


I think you've hit on the cause of her pained expression!

SOJO said...

It's "resting bitch face" AFAIK.

Pogo said...

Resting "O" face would be tough to live with.

Astro said...

Lauren Bacall. Bitchy resting face, and mostly bitch, too, from what I've read.

ken in sc said...

Lauren Bacall? She had a sultry looking face. She was one of the sexiest looking women I have ever seen. She might have been a bitch, but I didn't have to put up with her. Humphrey Bogart did that for me.