Maybe you've already seen this video, but please watch:
Your test results:
If you chose The goat was cute, you are normal. Feel free to sojourn in human society, relying on your natural instincts. Things will probably go well. Enjoy!
Now, for the rest of you. I'm just guessing on these interpretations, so feel free to offer alternatives.
The pig was tolerant. You like to take unconventional perspectives, perhaps thinking you're empathizing with the underdog, but you're not that good at identifying the underdog. [ADDED: Some take this a step further and think that the held still because he liked it, similar to the massage technique that has a woman walking on a man's back.]
I was afraid the pig might be dead. Morbid. Possibly sadistic.
I was afraid the goat might get hurt. Incapable of enjoying anything.
Too many pointless animal videos on YouTube. You're sensible, but keep it to yourself.
Human giggling/chatting interferes with aesthetics of cute animal video. You could be normal. You have the potential. But you've got a tendency to be too much like Althouse.