February 12, 2013

Purchase of the day.

February 11, 2013. Stink Free Hardfloor Pet Stain & Odor Remover by Stink Free (Earnings to the Althouse blog = $0.97)

Honorable mentions:

Sugarlips Seamless Rib Tank Top 409 (Earnings to the Althouse blog = $1.05)

InSinkErator CRD-00 Power Cord Kit (Earnings to the Althouse blog = $0.66)

InSinkErator DWC-00 Dishwasher Connector Kit (Earnings to the Althouse blog = $0.52) 

Odor-Free Countertop Compost Keeper by Norpro (Earnings to the Althouse blog = $1.84)

...and 60 other purchases at no additional cost to the purchaser that say, "hey Althouse, thanks for blogging!"

Thank YOU, all you sugarlipped insink composting stinkards!

16 comments:

EMD said...

Why the need to show the earnings?

Crunchy Frog said...

I clicked on the Sugarlips item and I have to say I was rather disappointed. I was expecting something more... sugarlippy.

p.s. Odorfree my ass.

Meade said...

So people don't have to keep writing me emails asking "Hey, Meade, just curious - how much did you make off my purchase of this Stinkless Compostable Tank Top (photo attached)?

Ann Althouse said...

"Odorfree my ass."

Odorfree your own ass.

Odorfree your ass and the rest will follow...

caplight45 said...

EMD-I find full disclosure refreshing in this day and age.

Chip Ahoy said...

But you people buy some weird shit. These posts are comforting because it shows me how normal I am compared to you based on our thoughtful purchases. I've been striving for normal all these years and finally I can go, okay that is an odd thing to buy.

Chip Ahoy said...

It reminds me of that time the guy was busted for sending human head via UPS and they asked they guy, "Why the fuck did you do that?" And without hesitation he answered defensively and defiantly, "Because FedEx charges an arm and a leg."

caplight45 said...

Crunchy if you want to "odor free your ass" may I suggest "Subtle Butt: disposable gas neutralizers". Just slip the activated charcoal pads in your briefs and flatulate away!

Of course don't forget to use the Althouse Free-Market Capitalist God bless 'em Full Disclosure Amazon Portal.

Mitchell the Bat said...

Actually, I've found that my poop smells pretty good so long as I hold onto it long enough.

Requires much less toilet paper, too!

You want it to have muscles.

Oh, and men, shave your armpits.

I can go two days on an undershirt, and a full week on a dress shirt, easy.

See? News you can use!

CEO-MMP said...

I hope you're at least giving caplight a cut!

:)

Crunchy Frog said...

I think it's odor free, but I can't tell, and none of my officemates wants to check for me.

Oh, to be young and limber again...

EDH said...

So, we Althouse hillbillies are a bunch of malodorous rubes with dandruff and an obsession with smelly food waste.

Good to know.

Meade said...

You left out cute, tanktop-wearing, with kempt nostrils.

caplight45 said...

CEO: As a member of the Clergy the only "cut" I ask for is to know that Althouse Blog has contributed to a greater understanding within the Familia Humana as we together trod the road in our journey to brotherhood, mutual respect and whirled peas.

Ben said...

This thread needs pictures of sugarlips.

khesanh0802 said...

Ann;

I find your listing of Amazon purchases very off-putting and in bad taste.

Don't you make enough as a law prof to cover your blogging expenses?