February 9, 2013

"I got it because we got drunk and it was just a really funny idea and my friend said he’d do it for free."

"I sat on it for a couple days and was finally like, 'Man, I’m gonna get a butthole tattoo that says "Let It Be" with a bumblebee flying out!'"

She sat on it for a couple days and now she will sit on it for the rest of her life.

She's not even a Beatles fan. Well, no. If she were, she'd have a beetle crawling out.

14 comments:

Shouting Thomas said...

No, I’m into an*l sex, definitely.

When women lie, they go all out. Especially, when they lie about sex.

cubanbob said...

One reads things like this and wonders how is it possible that humans are on the top of the food pyramid.

Meade said...

Her mother should not have to know.

Shouting Thomas said...

I hope she didn't fart while she was getting tattooed.

Maguro said...

Should have been "Let It Bee".

CEO-MMP said...

ST, there are women who're very much into it. I knew a girl in college who while she'd have vaginal sex, much preferred the other. The funny part was how many guys were freaked out by her.

kentuckyliz said...

She shows it at bars for free drinks.

Klasseeee.

AllenS said...

You know what's just as bad? Being with a woman and finding a tattoo of some insect in the hair area. Doesn't matter if it's a butterfly. It's still an insect.

edutcher said...

I think the Franco-Prussian War started in similar fashion.

cubanbob said...

One reads things like this and wonders how is it possible that humans are on the top of the food pyramid.

Even worse, we let them vote and procreate.

AllenS said...

OH! And you know what's even worser? When the insects start to walk around!

wyo sis said...

Maybe it would make her life easier if she had a butthole tattooed on her face. Ease of access and all.

ricpic said...

Avoid I was likes like the plague.

Ignorance is Bliss said...
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Ignorance is Bliss said...

If you're gonna get a butthole tattoo of some zen-ish philosophy, shouldn't you go with shit happens?