February 6, 2013

"'I am Obama!... I have been sent by God to rid the county of drug dealers and prostitutes.'"

From a report about a crazed man in Florida who tried to kidnap a woman and her 4-year-old daughter. According to the headline, the 2 females were saved by "Mystery hero teens."

17 comments:

JHapp said...

Reminds me of the "God Made a Farmer" commercial

Scott M said...

Were the teens wearing green tights and brandishing two sticks?

Henry said...

It's mystery hero week.

Mitchell the Bat said...

Just the county? I'd have thought God would realize we're not just a desert tribe anymore.

The Drill SGT said...

It could not have been dangerous. He didn't have an assault weapon...

on the other hand, if the teens had not been around and the woman had been packing, the ending would be different.

Bryan C said...

Are we sure he actually isn't Obama? Have the two of them ever been seen in the same room?

edutcher said...

Now we know where jimbino will be for the next 5 to 10.

madAsHell said...

Wow!
The family pictures tell a story.

viator said...

Jeeze, and I thought he was sent by God to rid the country of Republicans.

Paddy O said...

"mystery hero teens"

The image that comes to my mind is a gorilla carrying a pail of water that the gorilla throws at the house, the water becomes a large wave and washes everyone out, then the gorilla becomes a sea lion and saves the captives from the grasp of the villain.

Writ Small said...

He would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those. . .

EMD said...

The image that comes to my mind is a gorilla carrying a pail of water that the gorilla throws at the house, the water becomes a large wave and washes everyone out, then the gorilla becomes a sea lion and saves the captives from the grasp of the villain.

I just thought of the Wonder Twins, but yeah, yours works too.

President-Mom-Jeans said...

Nice to see a positive news story about teenagers, in florida or all places.

EMD said...

Mystery Hero Teens are my favorite kind.

kentuckyliz said...

You can tell he's crazed.

The Obama machine wouldn't rid the county/country of drug dealers and prostitutes.

That's crazy!

These are valuable Low Information Voters. Get them registered and take them to the polls for early voting. As many times as necessary.

Timotheus said...

It used to be that crazed people thought they were the next Messiah..... oops, nevermind....

Timotheus said...

It used to be that crazed people thought they were the next Messiah..... oops, nevermind....