November 30, 2012

"Offing a mustache is more complicated than you thought."



And... Aaron Rodgers, Movember is over.

46 comments:

phx said...

That's a disgusting thing to have to look at Althouse.

gerry said...

My upper lip follicles are anemic. I get eight or nine really long hairs after a month of growth, and that's it. Everywhere else on my body is like jungle undergrowth, however.

Oh, well.

garage mahal said...

Looking at Rodgers, I think molestache is a better word for it.

EMD said...

Althouse doesn't have a calendar. She could've saved this post for tomorrow. December First.

SteveR said...

When you lose like The Pack did last Sunday, that thing on his upper lip is rightfully going to get some blame.

Quaestor said...

And I thought it was moustache.

Bob Ellison said...

Stashing a moose is complicated, too. Horse stables are generally too small, and who wants antler marks all over the ceilings?

Pastafarian said...

Why was GWB narrating that video?

MadisonMan said...
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MadisonMan said...

Once again, with correct spelling:

Movember is a stupid concept.

Ann Althouse said...

"When you lose like The Pack did last Sunday, that thing on his upper lip is rightfully going to get some blame."

It's like the mustache is trying to be funny, and that was not funny. Wipe that mustache off your face.

NorthOfTheOneOhOne said...

Well, that's 1:30 of my life I'll never get back.

Sam L. said...

That. Was. FUNNY! Thank you, thank you, dear Ann!

garage mahal said...

Oh, Madison Man. You're such a stick in the mud.

Sam L. said...

I've seen a high school with a poster for "No Shave November" 2 years running. Kinda wondered about that.

traditionalguy said...

Facial hair is a man's covering like the head hair is the woman's covering. It sort of cover ups a man's personality until men seem to be the same, EXCEPT for the color of the facial hair

NB: never fight a man who grows a red beard. For you Wisconsin Badgers, that includes Andy Dalton.

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Baron Zemo said...

Will they a video of him shaving his pussy?

Baron Zemo said...

I am rooting for him to win the most overrated player in the NFL trophy again this year.

Toad Trend said...

Moustache close-ups are not a good look. Not as bad as the floss thong, but a close second.

Quaestor said...

Bob Ellison wrote:
Stashing a moose is complicated, too...

Once again you are confused, it's where the pudding is hid.

M.A. said...

I too wondered what possessed him to grow the moustache. I thought maybe it was his answer to throwback jerseys - he had a throwback face to 1970's. Then I realized he didn't have the sideburns to go with it. So thank you for the explanation, and I hope he heeds your call that Movember is over.

SteveR said...

It's like the mustache is trying to be funny, and that was not funny. Wipe that mustache off your face.

As a Comboys fan I was quite naturally rooting for Green Bay and was very disapointed when the mustache showed up.

edutcher said...

At Little Big Horn, William Cooke's face was scalped.

Geoff Matthews said...

As a father, I can attest that the minor difference described here on growing/shaving facial hair is accurate:

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/minor_differences5

Sorry, once you have facial hair, the moment you take it off, you look hideous. Men always look better with facial hair (albeit, well-kept facial hair).

Inga said...

Aw, he was much handsomer with that manly mustache.

ricpic said...

Stay proud moustachioed men, stay fierce.

Mr Evilwrench said...

Best I could do after a month was a kind of sparse goatee with some outliers each side. It had to go. I can grow hair better on my ears. No 70s pornstache for me.

leslyn said...

Sam Elliott IS the only many to look good with a 'stache.

Mike McCarthy needs to get rid of his, too.

All these lip caterpillars gotta go.

ricpic said...

Filthy lefties like leslyn hate the 'stache.

Inga said...

I'm a filthy lefty too, and I like mustaches, see we lefties think independently. We're that good, dont'cha wanna be a lefty too?

Sofa King said...

Rodgers lost

The Packers game

Some say his mustache

Was to blame

He should have used

Burma-Shave

ricpic said...

How could I ever disengage from you, Inga? You represent everything I hate so much that it almost keeps me alive staying in touch.

Lem said...

My only consolation is that my mustache will continue to grow, if only for a bit... and on every mug shot, avatar and bad wedding flick that remains behind, it will live on, long after I'm gone.

leslyn said...

ricpic said...
Filthy lefties like leslyn hate the 'stache.

Actually, I'm quite clean.

I don't hate you, either.

I think that covers it.

McTriumph said...

leslyn said...
Sam Elliott IS the only man to look good with a 'stache.

Tom Selleck? TR? David Crosby? Sean Connery? Frank Zappa? Bella Abzug? The list goes on and on.

Inga said...

Damn Ricpic, your intense hatred burns bright! Before you know it you'll self immolate and all they'll find left of you is an ash hole.

leslyn said...

OK, Tom Selleck for looks, and Frank Zappa for fun.

ricpic said...

I have news for you, Inga, post 70 everything turns into ash. Except for Haz, who has sex like 50 times a day.

McTriumph said...

leslyn

You never saw Sean Connery in Zardoz?

Or a young Nancy Patricia D'Alesandro ?

30yearProf said...

I trimmed mine off in 2010 after 40 years. It was like I'd lost a good friend.

David said...

Rosebud!

David said...

I flashed a stash when in my 20's. It was a terrible mistake, and some who loved me (some and who didn't) told me so. Mine never should have oned.

reformed trucker said...

I have a blonde mustache with down turned handlebars (long enough I could wax them upward) and a soul patch, and there's no way I'm shaving them off. Last time I did, I didn't look like me.

And I just wasted about 45 minutes watching Rhett and Link videos... thanks a lot(those guys are funny though).

AllenS said...

Very good, Sofa King.

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