November 2, 2012

Obama's speech is "coming from his loins."

Says Axelrod, apparently noticing how... odd that sounds and adding, jocosely, "I just wanted to say loins. I wanted to see if I could get loins in the story."

Loins. From what part of Axelrod's brain does that arise? I think of the first lines of Vladimir Nabokov's "Lolita": "Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta."

Oh. Bah. Mah.

Loins. You see that word in the Bible: "In Biblical translations, often used for 'that part of the body that should be covered and about which the clothes are bound.'"

The word is used conspicuously by God, speaking to Job "out of the whirlwind":
Who is this that darkeneth counsel
By words without knowledge?
Gird up now thy loins like a man;
For I will demand of thee, and declare thou unto me.
Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth?
Indeed, where was Obama when Jehovah laid the foundations of the earth Axelrod laid the foundations of his presidency?

137 comments:

Comanche Voter said...

If you're schmuck, naturally you talk through your loins. That's what defines you. Right on Brother Axelrod--who also talks through his loins, except he's just a putz.

Comanche Voter said...

Sorry--make that Obama's "a" schmuck.

damikesc said...

So, they admit he's pulling all of it out of his ass?

theribbonguy said...

These folks sure are obsessed with the southern hither region.

Tim said...

"Oh. Bah. Mah."

I did not weigh in on the Biden enunciation debate, but I have say, with all firm authority I have, that it is, and always has been, "Oh-Bah-Muh."

It is, most definitely, a "Muh," not a "Mah."

One can go to the will.i.am Obama cultish videos for confirmation of this.

And, if one does not know this, one has not been paying attention.

AaronS said...

One presume's that Axelrod means the president is passionate and really believes what he says on the campaign trail.

That's doubtful. But even if it were it seems apparent that his loins do not recommend him for the majority of Americans.

fivewheels said...

My first association with that word is pork loin. And then tenderloin in general, whether beef, pork or lamb.

Saint Croix said...

Uh, creepy. He's never been more fired-up, loins-wise, except when he's electrifying high school girls.

All those first timers!

AaronS said...

I don't know what "presume's" is supposed to mean. But I say it from my loins.

TWM said...

I'm pretty sure Michelle wilted his loins years ago . . .

edutcher said...

So he's another Weiner?

PS Krauthammer's also called it for the Romster.

PPS Rove has listed several other states possible for Romney over and above the basics -

MN, NV, PA, WI, MI

Freeman Hunt said...

One of my favorite bits of the Bible.

Mamie said...

Would that be the speech Obama gave today in Ohio in which he said "voting's the best revenge"?

Lionheart said...

Believe Axelrod knows in his heart that Obama has shot his wad and his brain went right to loins.

bgates said...

The word was also used conspicuously by Biden, perhaps accidentally quoting God, when he told people in 2008,
"Gird your loins. We’re gonna win with your help, God willing, we’re gonna win, but this is not gonna be an easy ride. This president, the next president, is gonna be left with the most significant task. It’s like cleaning the Augean stables, man. This is more than just, this is more than – think about it, literally, think about it – this is more than just a capital crisis, this is more than just markets. This is a systemic problem we have with this economy."

Ali Karim Bey said...

Prof. Ann, are you getting the Apple iPad mini? Just joking here.

Hey, I am confident Obama will win. My vote for Romney last Friday will go to waste.

Why?

- Obama capitalized on Sandy? Romney should have gone to Sandy-states or been at the Red Cross or something. He took it easy. WORSE DECISION EVER.
Contrast that to Obama. He was in FL on Sat. night then flew back to DC. Stephanie C. told him to do this. She is smart. COS for the 2nd term.

- Romney got damaged in the primaries by Newt and Rick.

- Press gave Obama a pass on Benghazi.

- Some GOP senators/candidates are BAD, like the guy from IN and another from MO. They brought the women vote down (or let Obama scare them off). Either way, it hurt Romney.

- Ryan, yes, he is good but he is also backward. I think Tim Pawlenty would have been a better VP.

I am going to be sad next Tuesday. So sad. So very sad. Al most had the victory. If not for Sandy, we would have made it, just by a narrow edge. Now, we will lose by a narrow edge.

Titus said...

Thank you so much for pointing this out. It is totally outrageous and I am fucking furious.

Anything democrats say or do is so utterly horrible and you highlight this and I appreciate it so much.

As a fellow "moderate" I am so grateful for your service to everything horrible about anything democrats say or do ever.

This is so enormous, huge and important.

You are an incredible "moderate".

I can't wait until the republicans get an amendment against gay marriage. You will be mum, natch, but this will be equally incredibly and awesome.

Retire now whore.

kimsch said...

It probably has something to do with Rod Blagojevich's "Testicular Virility"

Freeman Hunt said...

As for Axelrod, that's weird. His speech is borne out of vulnerability?

leslyn said...

Obama, the genitalia President.

edutcher said...

If I were Barry, I'd be packing my bags tonight.

This little quote has been described as throwing the Demos in Congress under that highly elevated bus.

I wonder how many of them could shine a great big light on Benghazi?

harrogate said...

I sometimes have wondered if there was any further decomposition possible on this site. But I see that whole new depths are on the verge of being reached. Kudos.

Steve Austin said...

Thousands in Milwaukee today to see Mitt. Thousands turned away.

30,000 tonight to see Mitt and Paul in Ohio

Milwaukee ad market revving up the last 24 hours with really good Romney TV and radio ads. They are good.

Axelrod and Obama hear the footsteps behind them....getting louder and louder.

pm317 said...

Apparently there were only about 2000 people to hear his speech from his loins. Compare that to some 30,000 for Romney's rally in OH.

Quayle said...

Obama's loins talking about your lady parts, and telling you to make him your first time.

And his campaign manager is a guy named Axelrod.

Perpetuating the stereotype of the virile black man.

Even Freud talked about a latency period.

Maybe Obama's is over.

Synova said...

Girding loins envokes the idea of preparing for battle.

It's not really all that obscure, is it?

leslyn said...

Are you sure, Steve? Or was that Ohio crowd PhotoShopped again?

Synova said...

Axelrod's usage is weird, though.

BDNYC said...

Bron. Co. Bah. Mah.

Ali Karim Bey said...

I feel better for a second.

http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/156624/

BUT, WILL IT LAST? Nate Silver said that anyone thinking otherwise (e.g., Obama is going to win) is un-informed. Since NYT says he is GOD, I am not sure what to do.

My gut tells me Obama will scrap by. My gut tells me that:

SANDY == OCTOBER SURPRISE BY MOTHER NATURE

GOP Blew it. They should have a RAPID RESPONSE TEAM for any event (24/7, a total unlimited amount to do what is needed, etc.)

If I was Romney, I would have been at the Red Cross in many states from Sun AM, with the talk shows talking about me.

You always think of ahead of your opponent.

WHY ROMNEY? WHY DID YOU MISSED SANDY?

Paul said...

Obama's buddies are all weird. But then weird tends to attract weird, narcissist attract other narcissist.

leslyn said...

It's not obscure at all, Synova, but why not contort it into a Lolita opportunity?

edutcher said...

harrogate said...

I sometimes have wondered if there was any further decomposition possible on this site. But I see that whole new depths are on the verge of being reached. Kudos.

harro never heard self-congratulation is unseemly.

leslyn said...

Are you sure, Steve? Or was that Ohio crowd PhotoShopped again?

Barry's getting crowds between 2000 and 4000.

Fox confirmed 20, - 30,000 for the Romster.

kimsch said...

Synova,

He's not talking about Obama girding his loins, but that his speech was from his loins - instead of from his head or his heart.

It's not an image I care to picture, but I've been forced to by the "axe".

I was watching "The Neighbors" about a New Jersey townhouse golf course community populated by Zaphronians where a human family has just moved in. The Zaphronians call their children their "loin fruit"....

leslyn said...

What I want to know is how one girds magic underwear.

Synova said...

"It's not obscure at all, Synova, but why not contort it into a Lolita opportunity?"

Well, seeing as any off phrase or miss-speak from a Republican is deathly serious indications of something or other, we may as well have our fun.

Public theater and entertainment for the masses is one of the purposes of government now that we've given up gossiping about Zeus and Hera's domestic contretemps.

Inga said...

Harrogate, I've noticed the same thing today.

Lem said...

I don't know whats on Axelrod's Kindle but... There was a "penis snake" discovered in Brazil recently.

I'm calling titus bait.

James said...

Joe Biden: “As they say in my business, I’m going to give you the whole load today,”


David Axelrod: "You know, you can see in the speech that he's delivering that he, you know, that he, this is coming from his loins,"


A pattern is starting to emerge...

Michael K said...

" harrogate said...
I sometimes have wondered if there was any further decomposition possible on this site. But I see that whole new depths are on the verge of being reached. Kudos."

Thanks. We couldn't have done it without you.

O Ritmo Segundo said...

Goals of today's assignme -- post:

1. Fixate on a metaphorical word that has something to do with the nether regions.

2. Reach back in the memory with a comparison to a Nabokov work, so as to allow for a form of alliteration reminiscent of campaign chants.

3. Make sure to throw in a biblical reference and the obligatory puritan interpretations of the word in question.

4. Compare the president's adviser to God, and his works to God's works.

Q. What did any of this accomplish? Your method is as rote and predictable as it is useless for anything but making hopelessly red people hopelessly redder.

harrogate said...

edutcher with the classic schoolyard "I know you are but what am I" retort. See? Even more decomposition. Just bad rhetoric.

Quayle said...

What I want to know is how one girds magic underwear.

Shame on you, you pathetic bigot.

harrogate said...

Michael K,

You too with the "I know you are but what am I" rejoinder? Where have the green fields gone? What do they here?

You don't see that the site and commenters have escalated a practice of finding any and everything, flailing away, tossing out the sorts of insults you expect to hear when you and your buddies have had a few too many beers by the river?

But maybe one wouldn't expect it so much on a web site with some pretensions to abstract thought.

O Ritmo Segundo said...

Thank you so much for pointing this out. It is totally outrageous and I am fucking furious.

Anything democrats say or do is so utterly horrible and you highlight this and I appreciate it so much.

As a fellow "moderate" I am so grateful for your service to everything horrible about anything democrats say or do ever.

This is so enormous, huge and important.

You are an incredible "moderate".

I can't wait until the republicans get an amendment against gay marriage. You will be mum, natch, but this will be equally incredibly and awesome.

Retire now whore.


Best comment ever.

Rusty said...

James said...
Joe Biden: “As they say in my business, I’m going to give you the whole load today,”


David Axelrod: "You know, you can see in the speech that he's delivering that he, you know, that he, this is coming from his loins,"


A pattern is starting to emerge...

11/2/12 9:41 PM

From his loins.

Sammy said...

So when Obama told his supports today that voting would be the best revenge....he was speaking from his hated filled heart or from his ass or his loins.




re·venge/riˈvenj/
Noun:
The action of inflicting hurt or harm on someone for a wrong suffered at their hands.
Verb:
Inflict hurt or harm on someone for an injury or wrong done to oneself.


From " hope " and " change".......to " Revenge ".. It's almost as if he hoodwinked the public 4 years ago into believing he was someone else and his agenda was something else .

leslyn said...

@Quayle: :)

Rusty said...

Titus said...
Thank you so much for pointing this out. It is totally outrageous and I am fucking furious.

Anything democrats say or do is so utterly horrible and you highlight this and I appreciate it so much.

As a fellow "moderate" I am so grateful for your service to everything horrible about anything democrats say or do ever.

This is so enormous, huge and important.

You are an incredible "moderate".

I can't wait until the republicans get an amendment against gay marriage. You will be mum, natch, but this will be equally incredibly and awesome.

Retire now whore.


Now. Now. Nobody is going to take your gay away.
From his loins.

Barry Dauphin said...

Axelrod needs less coffee and more sleep. In a few days, he'll be able to have that. Mega ad buys from Romney and Republican groups in Michigan. Apparently, they think they can win here.

chickelit said...

Loincloth--don't even think of going there.

leslyn said...

@Quayle: :)

Beldar said...

Juxtapose J. Wellington Wimpy -- er, Axelrod's comments about Obama and his loins with this still-very-timely SNL clip from 2010, especially beginning about 2:30 into it. For my money, this is the best SNL skit of the millenium.

Lem said...

Whatever Axelrod meant was not as clear or pointed as what another Obama "special aid" is reported to have said..

Take a listen... its linked to by Drudge.

edutcher said...

harrogate said...

edutcher with the classic schoolyard "I know you are but what am I" retort. See? Even more decomposition. Just bad rhetoric.

Funny, all I said was people like harro come here for the purpose of turning the blog into something less than the salon Althouse envisioned and then congratulate themselves for it.

What he said, is on the level of Axelrod.

Or is it Joe's load?

harrogate said...

edutcher, you think you have a point and I adore that about you.

somefeller said...

It will be quite amusing to see the decomposition here of Obama wins on Tuesday.

And I call it at Obama with 281 electoral votes.

Michael K said...

" harrogate said...
Michael K,

You too with the "I know you are but what am I" rejoinder?"

For a person (guy ? girl?) who ridicules those who congregate here, you seem to hang around a lot.

No friends?

Awww

leslyn said...

If Althouse envisions a salon, she'll have to come up with less tortured, sophomoric posts.

somefeller said...

If Obama wins, not of, obviously. One might say he is in this world but not of it.

Beldar said...

@ James: You know, Biden has already promised Americans that Obama has a big stick.

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Broomhandle said...

They're about to get hosed. Naturally nethers keep popping to their minds

chickelit said...

Titus wails: can't wait until the republicans get an amendment against gay marriage. You will be mum, natch, but this will be equally incredibly and awesome.

I wondered how long this would take. Friday is a bit early...I was thinking more like Sunday or Monday. That's when I expect Sullivan to give notice that the Mormons are lighting ovens in SLC for the gays and it's just a matter of time now for the pink stars to come out.

Sorry to disappoint, Titus-Harro-Ritmo--it just isn't gonna happen to you--we're not going to let it.

somefeller said...

In some cases, it is a salon des refuses.

edutcher said...

harrogate said...

edutcher, you think you have a point and I adore that about you.

I do and harro hates it.

somefeller said...

It will be quite amusing to see the decomposition here of Obama wins on Tuesday.

And I call it at Obama with 281 electoral votes


Even more amusing to hear the silence Wednesday when Zero goes down in flames.

Barry shot his wad in the early voting and he'll be lucky to get 200.

pbAndjFellowRepublican said...

What sort of man is Axelrod? Do we know if he and his wife work for any causes beyond the day job?

Anywho, I'm sure that they don't do anything as valuable as writing about "loins" and asking folks for money, for their own bank account.

Inga said...

Resembled more of a saloon today, what will it look like if Obama wins, it will look like headquarters for the revolution.

David said...

So Obama is thinking from his dick?

How about an Obama is like Clinton tag?

wildswan said...

I think the Democratic campaigners are just tired. They don't know what state they are in. They get words mixed up - probably Axelrod meant to say "coming from his gut". They don't make sense, eg, "Voting is the best revenge" - revenge for what?

Voting for Mitt Romney is the best way to get these poor souls off to that nice long vacation which they evidently need. "Speaking from the loins, vacations are the best revenge."

Big Mike said...

@Ali, I have no idea why you should be sad. Sandy's timing was perfect, because there is a whole week for voters to realize that Obama has a standard pattern. He shows up for the photo op. He makes a speech. He has no follow-through.

This was true when Obama was a community organizer at Altgeld GArdens (which had already been organized when he showed up). He did get an agreement with the City of Chicago for asbestos abatement, but then he left for law school and as of the 2008 campaign - nearly thirty years later - the asbestos had not been fully abated.

There was no follow up with the "stimulus," and none with closing Guantanamo.

There has been, and will be, none with NYC, NJ, and Sandy. He has had his photo op. He made a couple nice speeches. And he walked away with plenty still to do.

It's a pattern, and by Tuesday people will notice.

Croppy Boy said...

The Minstrel Boy to the war is gone
In the ranks of death you will find him;
His father's sword he hath girded on,
And his wild harp slung behind him

Steve Austin said...

Oh my.....respected poll out tonight shows Romney up 49-45 in Pennsylvania.

Nate Silver will need to gird his loins.

furious_a said...

leslyn: Or was that Ohio crowd PhotoShopped again?

Yes, CSPAN totally photoshops its own videos.

Pogo said...

Girded loins require balls the size of cue balls.

Thus spake Axel. Rod.


I wonder what they're referring to?

chickelit said...

Inga said...

if Obama wins, it will look like headquarters for the revolution.

If go wearing the colors of Chairman Mao, you ain't gonna make with anyone anyhow.

yashu said...
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yashu said...

I don't get it. What are the Dems/ libs going on about here?

Axelrod said that Obama's speeches, Obama's words, were "coming from his loins."

We didn't say that-- Axelrod did.

Look up "loins" in the dictionary.

You don't think that locution is, oh I don't know, kind of peculiar and hilarious?

OK. Clutch your pearls all you want, but if a campaign aide had said this of a Republican politician, I'd be just as baffled and amused. Don't lie; you would be too.

It's an extremely weird thing to say.

Chip Ahoy said...

I find David Axelrod very easy to like, which surprised me because everything I read about him was negative, still is, and setup to dislike him, but it doesn't work on me because I still like him anyway. And so to lessen the shock to befall all us Axelrod non-haters come Wednesday, I done a makeover to help prepare us for psychological shock. No Axelrod non-haters allowed to look.

yashu said...
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Thomas J. Kallenbach, P.E. said...

Axelrod should consider shutting his axelhole.

Lem said...

if Obama wins, it will look like headquarters for the revolution.

I was watching Maddow tonight trying to make make hay out of a "leaked" report that Ryan's staff has prepared a post-campaign Romney Ryan loss scenario for him.

I remembered Woodward's book describing how Obama didn't have a backup plan in case debt deal negotiations failed.
Maddow seemed to deliberately misconstrue planning ahead with weakness or something.

The idea that short-sightedness projects confidence... its stupid, more like what it is.

yashu said...

Chip, heh. I remember kind of liking the teenage Axelrod we saw in another photo (from the post on high school photos of politicians).

Maybe because it reminded me of some of the pot-smoking dudes I hung out with when I was in high school.

Bob Boyd said...

I wish he would've spoken from his loins on the night of Sept. 11th.
Maybe if he had some good men would still be alive.

Maguro said...

"I'm Barack Obama and my loins approved this message."

Lem said...

BTW, In case you are wondering... whats Lem doing watching Maddow?

Romney's victory will taste that much sweeter to those of us that know how far they have gone for they have gone for their guy.

Lem said...

How Chip lost Axelrod's mustache tread.

furious_a said...

Axelrod's usage is weird, though.

Maybe Axie was thinking of Pres. Obama's Victory Unicorn.

Kinda loiney, innit?

Lem said...

Also, I dont know if anyone else has noticed but Maddows mouth has gradually move to her left over the time her own show.

Its really noticeable when she speaks.

Shes a committed lefty.

exiledonmainst said...

leslyn: I watched Romney's Ohio speech on C-Span. No, that monster crowd was not photoshopped. You can see it here (you need to scroll down):

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/264514735330971649/photo/1/large

While Obama appeals to revenge, Romney asks people to vote out of love of country.

Once again, the Left appeals to the ugliest, most vicious instincts humans have. That is the Left in a nutshell - hatred, vengefulness, class envy, sanctimony - covered by a completely phoney veneer of "compassion." Well, the veneer's worn thin. People see through you. They have come to realize you're as compassionate as a pack of hyenas. Nobody but yourselves thinks you are kinder or morally superior.

Chip S. said...

If you play what Axelrod said at 0.35 speed you'll discover that he actually said, "Obama's peaches come from Illinois."

They're surprisingly tasty, but vulnerable to frost.

exiledonmainst said...

Lem: My sister voted for Ryan twice yesterday - for VP and also for Congress. Just as Marylanders voted for Biden for VP and Biden for Senator in 2008. It's pretty standard operating procedure for pols who are picked or are running for higher office during a year when they are up for reelection. I believe it's called "covering your ass."

If R/R are elected and Ryan is also reelected to his Congressional seat, there will be a special election to fill that position.

If Maddow is trying to make an issue of that, she is truly desperate. And/or ignorant.

exiledonmainst said...

Titus, really, what's up with the fab Indian hubby? You were so in love at one point and now you never mention him.

Instead, you keep ragging on Althouse and Meade.

Why is that, I wonder?

Why, it's almost as if you are jealous of a happy couple or something.

exiledonmainst said...

Or perhaps, Titus, you're just suffering from a midlife crisis.

Being on the wrong side of 40 can be pretty scary for someone who has little else to offer besides prettiness.

yashu said...

Tut-tut, people! Making jokes about Obama's windy loins, peaches and axelrod is just unseemly.

Shame on you.

Shame.

yashu said...

In his own way-- personality-wise rather than politically-- Titus is as schizo as AP/Ali.

Maybe he's a mean drunk, or bipolar, and that's why he gets so nasty sometimes (yet is jovial the rest of the time)? Or he just has really dark hateful moods sometimes. It's jarring.

exiledonmainst said...

Oops, Biden is from Delaware, not Maryland. My bad. I knew that. I've driven through Delaware any number of times on my way to NY or Philly. No offense to our hostess, but it's like driving through Belgium - blink three times and you've crossed the border.

EMD said...

Any mention of Lolita, and I have to recite it in a James Masony voice.

Cosmic Conservative said...

It is axiomatic that liberals are now and have always been fixated on their loins.

Worse, they are fixated on the loins and reproductive organs of their opponents.

This is one reason I call Obama "President Ladyparts". Because that's how he sees himself.

exiledonmainst said...

yashu: AP/Ali are jokes. (Personally, I think Meade's having a great time with those two.)

Titus is vicious, even if he tries to cover his viciousness with tits and clouds (which stopped being cute and clever a long time ago). I have more than a little experience with manic-depressives. They are not fun. They are exhausting. I ended up running from the ones I had to deal with because they refused to take their meds and refused to get help. What can you do with people who end up throwing their TV's out of their apartment windows and marching out into the middle of busy intersections to direct traffic?

If bipolar disease is his problem, than God help Titus. If he's just being a nasty bitch, well, fuck him then.

madAsHell said...

I'm thinking AxelROD is going back to his job at the adult book store.

yashu said...

(Oh I know AP/Ali is a long-running schtick! But I'm confused by Titus's schtick, or whatever it is, when it turns vicious.)

Paul Mac said...

I think he ripped off this excuse from Demetri Martin's If, I.

http://youtu.be/0hUHDIOazIU?t=8m10s
http://youtu.be/NzsEtafv-FA

yashu said...

You know what, maybe Ezequiel's vision is a more relevant Biblical allusion/ allegory here. The vision of divine glory (radiating from His loins) and whereof it speaks. From 1:25 on:

And there came a voice from above the expanse that was over their heads; whenever they stood still, they dropped their wings.

Now above the expanse that was over their heads there was something resembling a throne, like lapis lazuli in appearance; and on that which resembled a throne, high up, was a figure with the appearance of a man. Then I noticed from the appearance of His loins and upward something like glowing metal that looked like fire all around within it, and from the appearance of His loins and downward I saw something like fire; and there was a radiance around Him. As the appearance of the rainbow in the clouds on a rainy day, so was the appearance of the surrounding radiance. Such was the appearance of the likeness of the glory of the LORD. And when I saw it, I fell on my face and heard a voice speaking.

Then He said to me, “Son of man, stand on your feet that I may speak with you!” As He spoke to me the Spirit entered me and set me on my feet; and I heard Him speaking to me. Then He said to me, “Son of man, I am sending you to the sons of Israel, to a rebellious people who have rebelled against Me; they and their fathers have transgressed against Me to this very day. “I am sending you to them who are stubborn and obstinate children, and you shall say to them, ‘Thus says the Lord GOD.’ “As for them, whether they listen or not—for they are a rebellious house—they will know that a prophet has been among them. “And you, son of man, neither fear them nor fear their words, though thistles and thorns are with you and you sit on scorpions; neither fear their words nor be dismayed at their presence, for they are a rebellious house. “But you shall speak My words to them whether they listen or not, for they are rebellious.

“Now you, son of man, listen to what I am speaking to you; do not be rebellious like that rebellious house. Open your mouth and eat what I am giving you.” Then I looked, and behold, a hand was extended to me; and lo, a scroll was in it. When He spread it out before me, it was written on the front and back, and written on it were lamentations, mourning and woe.


Etc.

The allegory is irresistible. For example, substitute America for Israel; Lord knows many Americans, Republicans and not-Obama voters, are rebellious transgressors, stubborn and obstinate children. So speaketh the Lord, from the glory of His loins.

Hyphenated American said...

Okay, Obama is a dickhead - accordind to Axelrod. Some people knew it in 2008.

madAsHell said...

He's always been talking out of his ass.

Chip Ahoy said...

it is axiomatic that liberals are now and have always been fixated on their loins.

Is it? What are those axioms? Is that the axiom? Because if it is, it explains why my friends thought forwarding those Bush cartoons was funny. Bush f'n statue of liberty and such, sm costumes and such, from behind and such, It would be the way they understood him. Honestly the only way they understood him. But now this time near the end and apparently desperately we get Leena Dunham appealing to all those hot young loins out there and the opposite old people talking about cock-punching Romney.

exhelodrvr1 said...

Loins, vaginas, and balls. Oh My!

exiledonmainst said...

Loins, vaginas, and balls. Oh My!

11/3/12 2:04 AM

It's the Democrats' trifecta.

Alex said...

This blog definitely reeks of pre-Romney loss desperation/depression/suicidal.

Alan said...
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Alan said...

Well, that adds a new layer of creepiness to the Lena ad.

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Chip Ahoy said...

Oh, come on, دردشة ومنتديات عراقنا, this is part of why we like David Axelrod so much, his charm, you have to admit what he said is funny.

Clyde said...

Mr. Squiggly is getting verbose again. I liked it better when he had it down to three or four lines. Brevity is the soul of wit!

Clyde said...

Axelrod, Messina, Carney, etc.

Creepy!

Obama needs better friends.

rhhardin said...

Obama the loin-hearted.

Paul Zrimsek said...

Indeed, where was Obama when Axelrod laid the foundations of his presidency?

Dry, sober, and home with his wife?

Rusty said...

I'ts 7:18.
I'm gonna go find a croisant and put some Nutella on it.

PackerBronco said...

I guess I was 180 degrees wrong on Barack. I figured he was pulling his speech out of his ...

Darrell said...

"Loins" is the part where he lies from, right?

Four more......................................................................days! Good riddance!

Pogo said...

"Obama's speech is "coming from his loins."

Bend Forward!

Tank said...

2:48 AM is my favorite commenter.

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Can you imagine four more years of this Zero gang? Yiiii.

Can't we start getting sick of Mitt and a new gang now? I've used up all my Zero material. I need someone new to complain about. I've got plenty of substantive new material for Mitt. Think of the great disappointments he'll bring.

WineSlob said...

BarryBoy's Loins Going Boing
Won't Play too Well in Des Moines
He Rants From the Heart
Like a Rotten Garlic Fart
A Master of Phrases UnCoined.

Mitchell the Bat said...
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Mitchell the Bat said...

I wonder if President Obama is one of those best people who shave their loins twice a day.

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Carnifex said...

Obamessiah! Obamessiah! Obamessiah!

And people on the left deny they worsjip him. I wonder if they deny they worship him 3 times after he looses Tuesday?

As I have started saying recently, these people should not be allowed to vote. They are deranged. Who saw the report from Daytona about the chanting of "Hail Obama!" How close is that to "Sieg Heil!"?

I remember a story about a ship full of Jewish people set adrift in the Atlantic and no country would take them in. I suggest we do the same with Zero voters. Put 'em all on a ship and send 'em back to Europe, Africa, and Asia. I'm sure the countries over there would love to have the freeloading Marxist POS's.

Carnifex said...

@exiledonmain

Don't fash yourself man. The Veep, nor the Preezy know which of the 57 states they are appearing in.

Carnifex said...

I take it to mean Zero has a hardon for Marxism. Leetle beety one...(don't tell Titus. He believes in the myth. Zero, or the other one)

Rustling Leaves said...

Perhaps it excites his loins when he thinks about his harem of women out there who are ready to vote for him with their lady parts.

Mick said...

He and his loins are committing Treason, and his supporters are aiding Treason.

Benghazi shows his lack of allegiance and attachment to America. Obama is exactly the man that the framers were preventing from the office when requiring a natural born Citizen, i.e one not born of an "improper ascendant" ("improper ancestor") in order to ensure that the chief magistrate is a "child of their own" (natural born Citizen)SEE Federalist #68.

Obama is not a child of America. He is the scion of a Kenyan British subject Marxist. Therefore B. Hussein Obama is also a British subject, and thus not a natural born Citizen. His mother was an America hating Marxist. He was raised in a rats den of anti Americans, and advised by Marxists, Communists and Islamists. He has recited the Shahada, therefore he is a Muslim.

The "law prof" (what a joke), from her Ivory Tower in the lap of Left Wing academia, sees no problem with this destroyer of America leading our troops. She has failed to inform the public that the chief magistrate is illegal, and therefore there is NO law and NO constitution. The law of man has Usurped the US Constitution, and only the blood of tyrants and patriots can restore it.

alan markus said...

one of those best people who shave their loins twice a day.

I think one of the first comments I read at Althouse was Titus talking about grooming his anal playground for an evening of fun & adventure. Also there was something about his hog.

Saint Croix said...

So Obama is thinking from his dick?

Oh my God, my whole life I thought loins was balls. And now I'm told it's dick. Or is the whole balls-dick trifecta? Now I got to look it up.

In the Bible, when they say somebody "knows" somebody, that probably means they know what the words mean, at least.

"the part of a human being or quadruped on each side of the spinal column between the hipbone and the false ribs"

False ribs? What the hell? I didn't even know I had false ribs. Sounds like Biblical misogyny to me!

"cut of meat comprising this part of one or both sides of a carcass with the adjoining half of the vertebrae included but without the flank"

Noah, you're not helping!

Wait! That's the singular. Need the plural.

the upper and lower abdominal regions and the region about the hips

you know, that's just vague.

(1): the pubic region (2): the reproductive organs

Finally! Sex! But it's all vague and uni-sexy. Do women have loins? They don't gird their loins. Do they? Are fallopian tubes loins? No way.

I'm going with balls, and/or trifecta, no way dick singular, and a question mark on whether women have loins, or just nether regions.

And, might I add, that I have kept this conversation on a very high level. I feel no lust at all, for instance. Although I am in the mood for a steak.

alan markus said...

Although I am in the mood for a steak.

Tenderloin?

Saint Croix said...

yes!

Dust Bunny Queen said...

O'Biden is going to give us the full load.

O'Bang-me is coming from his loins.

Voting is like getting fucked the first time and you should be grateful that the guy remembered to bring a condom.

The message is quite clear. We are being fucked and if you like it [you know you do bitch!!] you will vote for Obama again.

Nice people these Democrats.