"Ann -- You, President Obama, a table, chairs, and some grub," it begins.
Grub! What sort of people think how hard and how long to come up with another way to make a chance at eating dinner with Obama enticing and come up with some grub?
"Want to give it a shot?" I'm asked, with a link to a site where I can contribute to the campaign. There follows this picture:
And I'm told "It'll be pretty awesome." Awesome... grub... It's like suddenly, simultaneously, I'm an air-headed teenager...
... and Wooster from "Wagon Train."