July 26, 2012

"Five 'jealous' wives rape Nigerian man to death."

They were — according to this news from Nigeria — jealous of the 6th wife. (Via Drudge.)

24 comments:

ricpic said...

More Somalis. More Nigerians. More vibrancy! Coming To America, Boom Boom!!

Ken said...

It's totally cool, though. Women gang raping a man to death is what men want; plus he had it coming. Now if a woman had been raped to death by men, this would have been a crime against humanity or something.

Thorley Winston said...

That’s probably why the Henricksons came up with a schedule to avoid these little problems when every wife thinks it’s her turn on the same night.

damikesc said...

Worse ways to go out, I suppose.

YoungHegelian said...

Okay, nice story, but we're short a few facts here.

"Rape a man to death"? Sorry, ladies, when little willy's in his refractory period nothing short of divine intervention is going to change its uselessness.

I don't think sexing a guy into a heart attack is quite the same as "raping a man to death". When Nelson Rockefeller died banging his secretary it wasn't because she "raped him to death".

Marshal said...

"When Nelson Rockefeller died banging his secretary it wasn't because she "raped him to death"."

Did you miss the part where they forced him at knifepoint?

Geoff Matthews said...

" Sorry, ladies, when little willy's in his refractory period nothing short of divine intervention is going to change its uselessness."

That, or enough ED drugs.
Did they coerce him into taking some?
Story still seems dubious.

edutcher said...

Knifepoint seems like it would discourage that sort of thing, but...

maybe this is the way to win the War on Terror.

Airdrop supplies of Viagra to all those harems with a leaflet saying, "You lay off us, we lay off you".

EMD said...

Did you miss the part where they forced him at knifepoint?

Not arguing the 'raping' part. It's the 'to death' part that is the issue.

A more accurate but not as awesomely-newsworthy headline would read:

Five jealous wives rape Nigerian man, who dies of heart attack.

The Drill SGT said...

I point to the knives

PS: Am suprised that the Senior Wife didn't demand first slot. Let the young bimbo have the soft noodle


PPS: but yeah, reverse the gender, and feminists would be calling this a hate crime.

PPPS: Now all 6 wives will claim US asylum because they have a fear for their safety in the home village

Dust Bunny Queen said...

Sorry, ladies, when little willy's in his refractory period nothing short of divine intervention is going to change its uselessness.

My thoughts exactly. How can this physically be possible.

Did you miss the part where they forced him at knifepoint?

It would seem that would be counter productive to creating a 'hard on'.

FleetUSA said...

There's a very funny French film from the 70's portraying an African big shot coming to Paris and marrying a streetwalker and returning to Africa with her.

He then installed her in a 5 floor building with 4 other wives spread to the other 4 floors - each had their own floor.

I wish I could remember the name of the film...sadly.

Strelnikov said...

They must have been some really big women.

Lem said...

The Science says this guy was taking too long with the new wife...

The theory is not only probed in the Lab.. it is also being probed in the field.

EDH said...

Sounds like the quintessential apocryphal letter, albeit written posthumously, to Penthouse Forum.

Eustace Chilke said...

This is a stretcher.

Opfor311 said...

The one called Zapp will be snu-snu'd by the large women; he that is designated Fry... will be snu-snu'd by the petite women. And Kiff, as the most attractive male, will be snu-snu'd by the most beautiful women of Amazonia, then the large women, then the petite women, then the large women again!

bagoh20 said...

There are still not enough camera phones in the world. I want to see this.

John Orzechowski said...

Fry: Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really hoped.

Paul Brinkley said...

Man, I can't wait to see the spam emails riffing off this one...

Carnifex said...

Is this the same country we keep getting reports of witchcraft from? I kinda hold this story in the same regard.

vw: bytaila--"why no, I get it from the wife for free"

damikesc said...

It would seem that would be counter productive to creating a 'hard on'.

That's what I was wondering. The fear of death doesn't really help a man's junk become more...pronounced. Women can be raped by fear of death. Guys --- it seems unlikely.

jr565 said...

IF he didn't die from this I would say he had a great future in porn. Such is the tragedy of life.

sleepless nights said...

Sort of on topic: reddit had a great thread on date rape guy who anonymously owned up to what he did (and was only *somewhat* remorseful). Second reply is from a woman who just became an attorney to put guys like him in jail:

http://tinyurl.com/cba6jf8