July 1, 2012

Debbie Wasserman Schultz offers to "make a deal on this email thing."

Email thing. That's the way this woman addresses me (in email received this morning). She's referring to the thing of her sending fundraising email on Saturdays.
But I'm doing it because the stakes this year are so incredibly high....

So let's make a deal:

You pitch in $3, or really whatever you can, before our critical FEC fundraising deadline tonight to help those Democrats out...

And I promise you, this will be the last email you get from me today.
Comedy. It's what's for breakfast.

33 comments:

Ron said...

absolutely! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_JOGmXpe5I

rhhardin said...

They are not going after normal people.

Ann Althouse said...

"They are not going after normal people."

I'm trying to picture the sort of person who respects Wasserman Schultz AND finds her cute.

Goju said...

Or....send a reply saying due to the Democrat's destruction of the economy you don't have the $3.00 to spare.

Carnifex said...

Bill Maher(just sayin)

As for the deal, I would gladly pay $3 a day to never hear from Debbie ever again.

Fen said...

Ah, but the deal is only for one day.

And are we sure this isn't a Rove Op? Democrats must really think the opposition is a Monstrous Evil to routinely put up with this nonsense.

Goju said...

Respect AND find her cute? Thats gonna be a tough one. Can I do something a bit easier? Like reconcile Einstein's and Nels Bohr's theories? Establish peace in the Mideast? Figure out why if nothing sticks to Teflon, why does Teflon stick to the pan?

Carnifex said...

@Goju

Ahhh....that's a question only someone as smart as the Dread Traitor Roberts can answer. But last I saw, he was fleeing town to the sound of 1 hand clapping.

Carnifex said...

Ps.

Fen,
I was making a counter offer to the Debster :-)

Carnifex said...

Kinda like the old joke "We've established what you are. We're just haggling over the price"

pm317 said...

wow, the tone of that email is disgusting. But it goes with what I see of her on TV. I think Obama picks these really insufferable surrogates so he looks better to us compared to them.

Darrell said...

How about I donate $6/day to the Republicans until you stop?

cubanbob said...

Ann Althouse said...
"They are not going after normal people."

I'm trying to picture the sort of person who respects Wasserman Schultz AND finds her cute.

7/1/12 7:32 AM

You have no idea how depressing it is to have her as your congressman and knowing the republicans aren't doing a damn thing to find a credible candidate to run against her.

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Carnifex said...

@cubanbob

It sucks but she is the gift that keeps on giving.

PS. the Rep choice wasn't going to be all that much either. Get behind the Tea Party.

Curious George said...

"Ann Althouse said...

I'm trying to picture the sort of person who respects Wasserman Schultz AND finds her cute."

Really? Picture this

EMD said...

Never trust a woman with two German names.

Big Mike said...

Once upon a time "cute" referred to a person's intelligence so ...

Nah, she's not "cute" that way either.

cubanbob said...

Carnifex said...
@cubanbob

It sucks but she is the gift that keeps on giving.

PS. the Rep choice wasn't going to be all that much either. Get behind the Tea Party.

7/1/12 8:39 AM

I have, there isn't one. Which is a shame since a real conservative has a shot. If Allan West could get elected in Palm Beach county, exactly no hot bed of conservatism her district has a similar demographic.
Durring the primary when I went to vote there were a couple of elderly woman, registered democrats, who probably voted for FDR and straight democrat since them wanting to vote for one of the republicans in the primary, thats how fed up with the democrats they were. Considering the precincts involved are 99% registered democrats that was pretty amazing. Besides making the DNC chair fight for her re-election and thus spending resources would be a smart move by the republicans.

edutcher said...

Supposedly, she's being fitted for a place under the bus, so this is more like tragedy.

If you're a Democrat.

cubanbob said...

You have no idea how depressing it is to have her as your congressman and knowing the republicans aren't doing a damn thing to find a credible candidate to run against her.

To riff off Hatman, maybe the problem is you've got a lot of unserious, joke voters who haven't got sense enough to primary her.

Oh, yeah, Democrats don't primary other Democrats.

Jay said...

Adding:

Barack Obama ‏@BarackObama
Deadline deal: Give $10 or more before midnight, get a car magnet. Simple as that:


Comedy indeed.

edutcher said...

You can get a BFD t-shirt for $30.

sane_voter said...

She looks like she got beat with a fugly stick.

sane_voter said...

And the diarrhea that flows out of her mouth makes her that much more fugly.

fleetusa said...

$3 seems to be the Democrat ruse to get more email and snail mail addresses for this election. $3 for Wintatour etc.

Mutnodjmet said...

At least this approach has the advantage of being novel! :)

Chip S. said...

IANAL, but this seems like extortion.

Nice little inbox ya got there. Be a shame for it to get totally spammed.

Tom said...

Didn't know this was National Bribe a Congress Critter Day. Oops, my bad.Every day is bribe a Congress Critter Day.

alan markus said...

The Republicans should do a last minute appeal for $1 donations so that they can also claim "bragging rights" that like the Democrats, they can claim that their "average" donor gave less than $1000.

That's what these $3 donations are about, you know.

leslyn said...

Debbie Wasserman Schultz offers to "make a deal on this email thing." Email thing. That's the way this woman dares to address me (in email received this morning).

Ha! The catch for this was "Y stingy?"

Chip S. said...

leslyn totally gets ironic italics.

Comanche Voter said...

Debbie I'll make a deal. If I give you $10 will you go commit some anatomically impossible act--and go away forever?

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