May 16, 2012

Penis-print leggings deemed "cute."

Emily, disagreeing with Jezebel:
I mean, not as much from a distance, but when you get close so you can really see the penises, you know? I'll put the close-up view at the bottom of this article so those of you who are all into "having jobs" can keep them.

Maybe it's a testament to my overwhelming love of penis? I think of them sort of like golden retrievers -- friendly, reliable, enthusiastic. And who wouldn't want leggings covered in golden retrievers? CUTE!
For the best view of the (subtle?!) print, go here and use the magnifying glass.

I know... cute... magnifying glass... it's not really what you want to hear when you hear from women in cock-praising department.

38 comments:

chickelittle said...

The leggings sort of remind me of the Twin Towers sketch Althouse was admiring the other week. Lemme find the link....

chickelittle said...

Here it is: Keith Haring.

Obviously Althouse is more impressed with scale and grandeur. Not to mention duplicity

edutcher said...

Does the word, stupid, ring a bell?

JackOfClubs said...

Ouch! A holocaust of emasculation.

Ann Althouse said...

Sorry for the accidental tag "Steve Jobs." That was an autofill of a typo of "dogs," which is the tag I have there now.

I hope if you spent any time understanding what Steve Jobs had to do with this, you amused yourself. It had no relation at all to "having jobs" in the blocked quote. And it had nothing to do with blow jobs.

chickelittle said...

edutcher said...
Does the word, stupid, ring a bell?

You mean, "ding dong"?

dreams said...

Looks too much like a bunch of worms.

X said...

who is she trying to impress?

my former neighbor's sister is tattooed with hundreds of dicks from her neck all the way down to her ankles. who would be attracted to that other than gay dudes who would be disgusted by her vagina?

chickelittle said...

Looks too much like a bunch of worms.

Why that's just about the uncuttest kind of all!

The Drill SGT said...

While I would not think that the leggings were either "cute" nor would I think any better of the woman that wore them, at least it would not invoke the "eweee ick" that I would think if a male wore it

fleetusa said...

ROFLMAO

Erika said...

Look at meeeee! Look at meeeee!!

Attention seeking is never ever cute.

Carol said...

How gay.

ricpic said...

The penis is good for a laugh;
The vagina isn't:
It's the difference between support staff
And management.

Carnifex said...

I didn't look closely, were any of the "guys" jewish? And was the racial makeup consistent with the US Population? If not, who was over, and under represented(I smell a lawsuit). What would be the writers opinion of Titus, and "tits" pants? Are they friendly as golden retriever sweater puppies? And finally, for some reason, I keep hearing "I am Woman..." running in my head.

Moose said...

Paging Mr. Sullivan...

Q said...

I think of them sort of like golden retrievers -- friendly, reliable, enthusiastic. And who wouldn't want leggings covered in golden retrievers?



OK, I'm completely shocked.

A feminist with a sense of humor! What next, rivers of blood?

Darcy said...

I think of them sort of like golden retrievers -- friendly, reliable, enthusiastic. And who wouldn't want leggings covered in golden retrievers?

And! Unlike retrievers, they make wonderful lap dogs.

I so love feminist humor.

caplight45 said...

Once again the scrotum is only an after thought, seen but never mentioned.

Titus said...

They all look cut to me.

Where's the uncut hog? The leggings may be discriminating against the uncut hog.

Although, to be fair, they all also look hard and sometimes it is difficult to tell a cut from uncut hog when it has a woody.

My husband is uncut and I am cut.

Gals, do you have a preference? Guys, do you wish you were cut, uncut?

thank you.

hogs.

tits.

Comanche Voter said...

Looked at the pants. What is this? A sort of "notches on the headboard" score card for the young female (can't say "lady") who wears them?

R. Chatt said...

This is why I'm grossed out by guys in "clothing optional" spas, too much cuteness for me.

John Burgess said...

A woman wearing those and her 'I'm with Dick' t-shirt will cause a paradox of such proportion that the would could end.

William said...

A homophobe would only with the greatest reluctance cop a cheap feel. On the other hand, for those girls who like to hang out with gays, this might strike a few sparks of interest. I'd bet anything that any girl who wears this has more than a few gay friends.

sane_voter said...

119.00 Euros for pants made of cock cloth? You'd have to be a dickhead to buy a pair.

Darcy said...

A trench coat would pair nicely with these, don't you think?

Wally Kalbacken said...

Available in shorts?

Methadras said...

Nothing says metrosexual moving into homosexual like a pair of cock-pants.

EMD said...

Well, this certainly steals the thunder from my new line of clitoris-print cardigans.

EMD said...

"Maybe it's a testament to my overwhelming love of penis? I think of them sort of like golden retrievers -- friendly, reliable, enthusiastic. And who wouldn't want leggings covered in golden retrievers? CUTE!"

She writes like a whore.

Blue@9 said...

A chick would have to have serious balls to wear pants like that.

wyo sis said...

I'm so glad I can now claim to have seen dozens of penises. Score!

WV beeryb veaan
really? "I was beery at the time, but there were dozens of them it was horrible."

traditionalguy said...

The Romans are back big time. Every Roman Villa had a big stone phallus at the door as a guardian figurine dedicated to Priapus.

Rape was seen as a Roman virtue. That's what they did to the people they conquered.

Which reminds me. Lots of on my ties are covered in patterns of spermatozoas. It's a man's thing.

Kate Danaher said...

Feh.

HR Giger was painting this stuff 25 yrs ago.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/VKDX3IbX928/0.jpg

Mitchell said...

Don this cap and you're on your way to an ensemble.

Mitchell said...

CUTE!!!

Ralph L said...

At least they didn't afix little clumbs of hair to give them texture.

Some of them look underage.

Robert Cook said...

"Rape was seen as a Roman virtue. That's what they did to the people they conquered."

Rape is as regular a feature and outcome of war as is elimination to digestion.

In other words...'tweren't only the Romans as raped (and pillaged)!