November 2, 2011

Texting...

... bride.

22 comments:

madAsHell said...

Yeah....and her groom is wearing a pink vest.

He looks like he just confirmed his worst suspicions, and it's too late to back out.

Carol_Herman said...

Oy.

But if she didn't text, then her wedding scene would not be on the Internet.

As to her wedding night, perhaps texting is more fun than having to put your head back on the pillow to think of England?

m stone said...

They deserve each other.

Pogo said...

It was the texting during fellatio that convinced him 'She's the one'.

MadisonMan said...

I feel sorry for him.

She is clueless.

A. Shmendrik said...

Holding it in the street adds that extra touch of class.

edutcher said...

Am I wrong or does it look like there's about 20 years' difference between the two?

Pogo said...

Was the STOP sign not a sufficient clue?

Must He bring out the burning bush again?

David said...

Hey, it's ok. She has the whole thing on video, so she can watch it later.

ricpic said...

What's a milestone marking religious ritual compared to the ongoing drama of a woman's personal life?

Ron said...

"I now pronounce you :-0 and :) You may WTF the Bride! LOL"

Petunia said...

Is that her dad or the groom with her? He looks considerably older, and her veil is down...of course the texting is unbelievably tacky no matter what, and storing the phone in the cleavage is just...well...icky.

Dad just looks embarrassed.

Plus the dress. Why do so many women think that they look good in strapless, when they absolutely do not?

EDH said...

Does the minister fart @ 0:05 and @ 0:12?

Tom said...

Yes...nice reminder that we do have social class stratification..

Tim said...

By the looks of her size, I expected her to pull out a chocolate eclair instead of her cellphone.

But yes, utterly classless.

I blame George W. Bush, the banks and the 1% for her failings.

Tim said...

"It was the texting during fellatio that convinced him 'She's the one'."

I'm guessing she'd swallow anything that has whipped cream on it...

Methadras said...

Tim said...

"It was the texting during fellatio that convinced him 'She's the one'."

I'm guessing she'd swallow anything that has whipped cream on it...


Fat chicks give the best blowjobs because they are hungry.

The Crack Emcee said...

Her father should've jumped out of the pew, swearing, and started hitting her with a belt.

The Crack Emcee said...

BTW - She was texting her boyfriend,....

PETER V. BELLA said...

She was texting future her nexthusband to tell him how many moire days he would have to wait.

David said...

@Reverend #I Do

prairie wind said...

I dream of the day when sleeves come back into style for wedding dresses. Let's hope the new styles don't come with pockets for cell phones.