October 22, 2011

"'We need organic feed'?"

"Perhaps some kind person should bring them a couple of big bags of Purina Monkey Chow."

19 comments:

Conserve Liberty said...

I think THIS one needs less organic feed.

rhhardin said...

I don't know what this is about but I hope it fails.

Sixty Grit said...
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A. Shmendrik said...

What happens to a morbidly obese person who has tattoos and loses a boatload of weight? Can tattoos be designed in an origami-like fashion so they display another message when the folds of skin come together/stretch marks separate the original design?

J Allen said...
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J Allen said...

@ Conserve Liberty: And she is smoking - doesn't she know that tobacco companies take advantage of people with their addictive products? And what about all that make up and the poor monkeys which had to suffer all the testing?

Ann Althouse said...

"What happens to a morbidly obese person who has tattoos and loses a boatload of weight? Can tattoos be designed in an origami-like fashion so they display another message when the folds of skin come together/stretch marks separate the original design?"

You remember the inside back cover of Mad Magazine.

edutcher said...

What they need is to work for their food.

I'll bet a sizable number don't put their paycheck in their mouths.

EDH said...

That's two Althouse posts devoted to Dr. Weevil comments in as many days.

Unless Meade has adopted a new nom de guerre, he might get jealous.

Conserve Liberty said...

@J Allen: Yep. I wanted to be kind by pointing to only one fault.

At least (the person who) made her sign can spell.

iftheshoefits said...

Puppy Chow for a full year, 'til he's full grown...

garage mahal said...

Purina hog chow from the looks of the still - those are some fat motherfuckers.

I'm sure you're a real fucking winner, Shitty Pants.

iftheshoefits said...

You're so cute when you talk dirty, darling.

E.M. Davis said...

I'm sure you're a real fucking winner, Shitty Pants.

What, no Chris Christie joke? You're losing your touch, Garage.

XWL said...

Can't believe you link to a mention of Monkey Chow without a link to The Monkey Chow Diaries

Personal favorite entry:

Day 5

Stats
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 164 lbs
Mood: sad
Poop: problematic
Monkey-like Attributes: monkey stink

Karl said...

AA "You remember the inside back cover of Mad Magazine.
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XWL "Can't believe you link to a mention of Monkey Chow"
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Flashback to Ben Franklin, Milwaukee, 1969....The place where you could buy Mad Magazine and a Monkey.

jeff said...

"Organic feed/Is what we need," Sure, thats all THEY might need. Poor people on the other side of the planet who die off at 30 might not mind a hearty, disease resistant seed that could feed them and their family, rather than have them starve to death to keep the rich westerners pure. They can be selfish that way.

jeff said...

"I don't know what this is about but I hope it fails."
You against Soil and Water? Right wing bastard. IF THE GLOVE DOESNT FIT, YOU MUST ACQUIT. (only chant I can think of)

jeff said...

"I think THIS one needs less organic feed." That sign makes no sense. Its pithy and all, but none are more hopelessly enslaved then(sic) those who falsely believe they are free? Really? So if you we brought over in a slave ship in the 1700's and you live, work, grow old and die in slavery you are actually less hopelessly enslaved by those people with jobs who work for The Man?