September 14, 2011

Oh, Gumby! Has it come to this?!



"Gumby gives up; Police keep the suit."

IN THE COMMENTS: Chip S. said:
Looks like he'll get some quality pokey time.

41 comments:

edutcher said...

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

Especially dressed like that.

Fred4Pres said...

Broadway Gumby Rose!

Chip S. said...

Looks like he'll get some quality pokey time.

MarkG said...

More fallout from Obamanomics.

Fred4Pres said...

Nice Chip!

Clyde said...

Damn! Chip beat me to the Pokey joke.

ndspinelli said...

I hope this doesn't mean Eddie Murphy won't be hosting the Oscars.

Carol_Herman said...

An ordinary robbery. Now, when he's in court, his lawyer will ask the witnesses to "find him." Which they can't do, because he won't be wearing the Gumby costume.

Fred4Pres said...

The Broadway Gumby Rose clip again.

An SNL classic, with Martin Short, Billy Crystal and your favorite green Jew--Gumby!

Yeah, and Eddie Murphy is going to do the Oscars!

Toshtu said...

Pokey is probably still tied to a parking meter down the block.

wv: pigad - mmmm bacon!

Trooper York said...

Gumby is not afraid of jail since he has been sent to cartoon hell!

SMGalbraith said...

I hope he gets the bottom bunk in jail 'cause it's going to be hell getting to the upper bunk with that costume one.

Okay, Chip's was so much better.

TheThinMan said...

It was a perfect storm of stupid: he's a teenager, a Californian and his last name is the name of a band that dresses like clowns.

He can't get a book deal out of this because the book already exists. It's called, "I'm Gumby, Dammit!"

He must have been inspired by the Gumby theme song, which ends with the line, "I can do anything I try." (Yes, I actually remember that, sad to say.)

Hey dude, there's a legal way to rip people off while disguised as a cartoon character: join the Blue Man Group.

(Rim shots not included.)

Fred4Pres said...

Why cartoon hell? Gumby should be going to claymation hell.

Along with Davey and Goliath.

lemondog said...

No money in reruns?

Fred4Pres said...

And that depraved doughboy.

Raleigh Lawyers said...

Gumby, no :(




www.sahllaw.com

bagoh20 said...

"Looks like he'll get some quality pokey time."

Go ahead and laugh.

You guys have no idea how much jokes can hurt. This is devastating.

Dust Bunny Queen said...

When B|Gumby ruled the earth

I've always wanted an excuse to post this.

Carol_Herman said...

Did his mother sew this costume?

It fits so well it's hardly a costume you could buy at Toys R Us.

When in court, will the DA be allowed to put this costume on a dummy?

Will it "stare out" at jurors?

Will the judge even allow it in?

ndspinelli said...

Trooper, What would the nuns say??That was @ least a mortal sin.

ndspinelli said...

DBQ, SoCal will always present rare opportunities such as yours.

Methadras said...

You can't arrest me!!! I'm Gumby dammit!!!

Methadras said...

I wonder what G and J have to say about this?

Coketown said...

I would have chosen a less conspicuous disguise. The police ask the cashier to describe the robber and it's a simple, "Well, he was...Gumby."

But apparently they identified the two from the non-costumed accomplice. Plus Gumby lost 26 cents trying to get away. And his ectrodactyl hands foiled his attempt to retrieve his gun. No jury will convict a teenager who suffers from such brazen stupidity and gross incompetence.

AF_Lenore said...

Like most child actors, they turn to crime to make ends meet as adults

Tyrone Slothrop said...

Methadras said...

I wonder what G and J have to say about this?


J would say that Art Clokey is a teatard joto.

Tyrone Slothrop said...

Garage would say Gumby was forced into a life of crime by Wall Street greed and Republican social policy.

bgates said...

More fallout from Obamanomics.

If McCain had been elected, Gumby would have shot that guy.

ndspinelli said...

Sarah Palin reportedly snorted coke on a snowmobile trip, smoked weed in college, and fucked U. Michigan bball star, Glenn Rice, when she "covered" him as a sports reporter. I'm liking her more than Gumby now! Wild women have all the fun.

ErnieG said...

His big mistake was not going as Spongebob Squarepants.

Fred4Pres said...

ndspinelli: "Rice himself confirms the story and since there is no reason for him to lie I believe it happened. I gather Rice will be on The View by next week explaining what it was like to Ride the Palin train..."

I will not bother with the link, go find it on your own. But when Sarah Palin was single she supposedly had a one night stand with Rice. Of course, nice of Rice to be such a gentleman about it now (that is assuming it is true) And how pro women are those "ladies" at the View.

It is amazing how they fear Palin.

ndspinelli said...

Fred4Pres, I'm being quite serious when I say I actually appreciate someone was wild in their youth..Lord knows I was. Unfortunately, too many polticians were politicians in school. The assholes who were class presidents, etc. in high school often go on to politics. I would rather the wild men and women who pushed the envelope in their early years and then got focused as they grew older leading us.

Trooper York said...

Hey the Knicks traded Patrick Ewing
for Glenn Rice and he could never play because his knee didn't work. His dick probably didn't work either.

Fred4Pres said...

ndspinelli, I feel the same way. I like Sarah Palin because she seems normal and real to me. But I am sick of liberals going after Palin all the time. Sarah Palin is hardly some fire and brimstone social consevative. She was a fairly decent governor in Alaska until she quit (which I was disappointed by but sort of understand given the attacks on her). Yet I see attempts all the time to destroy her.

Trooper York said...

Hey if Sarah banged Glenn how are they gonna spin it that she is racist?

Pogo said...

I thought when Gumby grew up he was in that one David Lynch movie.
Eraserhead.

Fred4Pres said...

Trooper, an attractive white woman banging a black man...they are trying to get the racists not to vote for Sarah and the black women to hate her even more.

garage mahal said...

Sarah Palin reportedly snorted coke on a snowmobile trip, smoked weed in college, and fucked U. Michigan bball star, Glenn Rice, when she "covered" him as a sports reporter.

How in HELL did I miss this?

Tyrone Slothrop said...

garage mahal said...

Sarah Palin reportedly snorted coke on a snowmobile trip, smoked weed in college, and fucked U. Michigan bball star, Glenn Rice, when she "covered" him as a sports reporter.

How in HELL did I miss this?


You probably weren't invited.

EDH said...

"Looks like he'll get some quality pokey time."

Stop motion, Prison Sex

It took so long to remember just what happened.
I was so young and vestal then,
you know it hurt me,
but I'm breathing so I guess I'm still alive
even if signs seem to tell me otherwise.
I've got my hands bound and
my head down and my eyes closed,
half-closed, wide open.

Do unto others, what has been done to me,
Do unto others, what has been done to you?

I'm treading water,
I need to sleep a while.
My lamb and martyr, you look so precious.
Won't you come on up closer,
close enough so I can smell you.
I need you to feel this,
I can't stand to burn too long.
Release in sodomy.
Oh, for one sweet moment I am whole.

Do unto you now, what has been done to me,
Do unto you now, what has been done?

You're breathing so I guess you're still alive
even if signs seem to tell me otherwise.
Won't you come on a bit closer,
close enough so I can smell you.
I need you to feel this.
I need this to make me whole.
Release in sodomy.
For I am your witness and
blood and flesh can be trusted.(X2)
And only this one holy medium brings me peace of mind.

Got your hands bound, your head down,
your eyes closed.
You look so precious now.

( Show me something
Thought I could make it end
Thought I could wash the stains away
Thought I could break the circle if I
Slipped right into your skin
So sweet was your surrender
We have become one
I have become my terror
And you my precious lamb and martyr.) *

I have found some kind of temporary sanity in this
shit, blood, and cum on my hands.

I've...come...round...full circle.
My lamb and martyr, this will be over, soon.
You look so precious.(X4)
You look so precious, now,
You look so precious...