September 16, 2011

Man arrested for "biting off a man's eyebrow during a fight, chewing it and spitting it out."

He spit it out? Well, there was hair in it.

36 comments:

traditionalguy said...

It needed salt.

prairie wind said...

The size of an EGG?

Fred4Pres said...

I am going to guess that really hurts.

The guy doing the biting and chewing wasn't on the list of the Meanest Players in Baseball was he?

CEO-MMP said...

Of course he spat it out. "The two men didn't know each other."

You only swallow if you know the man, right?

Fred4Pres said...

traditionalguy, probably tabasco too.

Carol_Herman said...

Why didn't Ann Walsh Bradley say the same thing? She could have plucked a few eyebrow hairs out for Tubbs to find.

In this case? Lucky it wasn't eye lashes.

How did eyebrow meet tongue?

SMGalbraith said...

Good thing he wasn't fighting Leonid Brezhnev.

He'd still be chewing (obligatory photo here): Super size it.

Bob said...

I guess the victim could be said to be a unibrow now?

Almost Ali said...

Searching for the "added value."

TosaGuy said...

Don't give the Protest Goons any more ideas.

Shouting Thomas said...

You have bitten off my unseen eyebrow, chewed it and spit it out, Althouse.

It was during a fight, too.

Toshtu said...

This item is going to result in a lot of lowbrow comments.

lemondog said...

Hair of the dog.... or somethin'

Lucien said...

Reminiscent of the old story of one question too many in cross-examination (but there it was an ear).

virgil xenophon said...

Reminds me of that old lawyers joke used to illustrate why one should never ask a question that one does not already know the ans to: An attny, defending a man accused of biting off a man's ear in a bar-fight, was interrogating a witness on the stand who claimed that he had proof the defendant did it. After admitting under cross that he hadn't actually seen the defendant bite the plaintiff's ear off, the defense attny couldn't let well enough alone, asking further: "Well, if you admit you didn't actually see my client bite the man's ear off, how do you KNOW?" To which the witness replied slyly: "Because I saw him spit it out." LOL.

(Story told by famous N.O. defense attny Jim Dyamond.)

edutcher said...

It's the chewing that's interesting.

CEO-MMP said...

Of course he spat it out. "The two men didn't know each other."

You only swallow if you know the man, right?


Love, true love, and showing off.

Shouting Thomas said...



He loved every minute of it.

Especially the black leather corset and the thighboots.

SMGalbraith said...

With apologies to Robert Frost (and Bastiat), the unseen eyebrows not taken: You can stop now.

You suppose he was plucking his brows and like sawing the leg off the wobbly table, kept going?

DADvocate said...

That's why I bite off ear lobes. No hair unless it's an old man.

Fred4Pres said...

I am surprised the obvious question has not been asked yet: Did he taste like chicken?

traditionalguy said...

Speaking of biting off an enemy's face and spitting it out, The Palestinian leaders we support are going to bite off the west bank and Jerusalem and not spit it out unless Obama says so.

Abbas is confident of victory if they do it before Obama leaves office.

Meanwhile Bloomberg is predicting food riots all over the country by the unemployed as soon as all the copper is gone.

What a fast turn around in prosperity the USA has been hit with!

Leland said...

I prefer nipple, but to each their own.

phx said...

I guess he didn't leave a tip then.

ndspinelli said...

"My husband, Lars Lindstrom, has a neurotic fear of swallowing a hair."

Name the character and show.

edutcher said...

Phyllis Lindstrom on Rhoda

VanderDouchen said...

@ Fred4Pres said...
"I am surprised the obvious question has not been asked yet: Did he taste like chicken? "


Pork. Long Pork, the sailor's delight.

Shiver me timbers...

WV: striaski:

early experimental computer interface to produce elongated letters.

bwebster said...

OK, I'm not sure which is more fascinating: that you have a 'cannibalism' tag for your blog, or that you have so many prior posts that have used it. :-) ..bruce..

ndspinelli said...

Butcher..you are correct. Johnny, tell him what he's won!

Fred4Pres said...

Did you ever wonder why Spam is so popular in places where canibalism was practiced?

Because in the end we love what mom used to make!

EDH said...

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew

When I bit off more than I could chew.

But through it all, when there was doubt,

I ate it up and spit it out.

I faced it all and I stood tall;

And did it my way!

edutcher said...

ndspinelli said...

Butcher..you are correct. Johnny, tell him what he's won!

Butcher????

Besides, that was easy.

PS Shoulda been

Shouting Thomas said...

You have bitten off my unseen eyebrow, chewed it and spit it out, Althouse

He loved every minute of it.

Especially the black leather corset and the thighboots

ndspinelli said...

My bad, edutcher..I'm Catholic, what's my penance?

edutcher said...

So am I.

Penance is 5 rosaries and a shot of the four bees.

Lionheart said...

Oh, this is The Chelsea Handler Show, thought it was Althouse - sorry

PETER V. BELLA said...

I pulled part of a guy's mustache off once. Boy did he scream.

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