June 8, 2011

The crime is called "mayhem," but her mental state was called "manic."

So Karen Lueders, of Sheboygan, Wisconsin, will serve no jail time for biting off her husband's tongue.
Police were called to the couple's home by her 79-year-old husband William Lueders, who used "uh huh" to communicate with a 911 dispatcher. According to a criminal complaint, officers found Karen Lueders carrying a New Year's horn in her hand and singing Christmas carols outside the house.

In a written statement, Willard Lueders told police he went into the bathroom while his wife was on the toilet Dec. 6. When he leaned over to kiss her, she went into a "manic state," grabbing his genitals and biting his tongue.

William Lueders has recovered and is able to speak clearly. A judge gave the couple permission to continue living together, and they have appeared at court appearances holding hands.

18 comments:

Shouting Thomas said...

I passed through Sheboygan 40 years ago on some gig. I think that I dated this girl.

She was pretty hot back then, but she wasn't quite stark raving mad. The crazy ones are always the best lay.

The guy really made a mistake when he tried to kiss her while she was crapping. That will really set off the crazies. Believe me, I know.

Trooper York said...

Hey lets give Congressman Weiner her number.

Trooper York said...

Another Cleveland Steamer gone wrong.

It's why Loafing Oaf is so afraid of vagina's you know.

AllenS said...

Nice. Real nice. Huma and the Weiner need to see what it takes to keep a marriage together. Love. True love.

PETER V. BELLA said...

Well, it could have been worse. She could have grabbed his tongue and bit off his genitals.

AllenS said...

I'd think twice, though, asking for some head from Karen.

Triangle Man said...

Kissing someone while they are sitting on the toilet is not in my repertoire.

Marshal said...

" AllenS said...
I'd think twice, though, asking for some head from Karen."

This alone would be reason enough to kick her out.

traditionalguy said...

When trapped in the house old folks get on each other's nerves. They need new social friends. The old woman could start commenting on twitter where she will meet Congressmen. She can use an old glamour shot from 40 years ago as her picture.

Trooper York said...

Sorry Maxine Weiss already has that gig.

AllenS said...

Something tells me that alcohol was a contributing factor.

Rich B said...

So it only took two posts to link this to Weiner. Juicy.

AllenS said...

When the wife bites off your tonue you communicate with a 911 dispatcher with "uh huh".

When the wife bites off your wiener you communicate with a 911 dispatcher with "AAHHHHH OOOOOOCH AAAAAAEEEEEEE OOOOOO", only louder.

Class factotum said...

Something tells me that alcohol was a contributing factor.

Alcohol always seems to be the rest of the story in Wisconsin.

Fred4Pres said...

You guys got the comments covered on this one, good job.

Hoosier Daddy said...

I bet she was at the Walker protests.

The Crack Emcee said...

"Are you ever going to get married again, Crack?"

Suuuurrrrrre!!!

As you know, marriage is for life, so I'm glad they've stayed together, but that "for better or for worse" part is a motherfucker.

edutcher said...

This is why a woman should never be treated for Low-T.