January 7, 2011

"Just remember: No dates 'til you're 30."



(Via Bloggingheads.)

20 comments:

Baka Photos said...

I frequently tell my daughter that.

Trooper York said...

You know he comes off like a kindly Uncle.

Uncle Ernie.

Coketown said...

But you can apply to be an intern at 18, sweet thing.

edutcher said...

Combining the name, Biden, with the word, advice, is never going to work well.

Trooper York said...

You know he comes off like a kindly Uncle.

Well, they always said your kid was most likely to be molested by someone (s)he knew.

WV "sconsin" About all Meade could push past his frozen lips when they asked him where he lived after the iceboat ride.

Skyler said...

Is he losing his mind? Once was funny, but repeatedly is just odd.

ironrailsironweights said...

I've got excellent dating advice for women: don't shave.

Peter

madAsHell said...

Wow!

Does he use a teleprompter?...was it stuck? Has he nothing else to say?

Doesn't he have a staff to help him write glib remarks?

For Joe Biden, one joke fits all occasions

holdfast said...

"No dating until you're thirty, but you can be on my staff any time."

And who was the girl with the chubby thighs and inappropriate skirt? Did they let Meghan McCain in?

dont tread 2012 said...

Add some big shoes, balloons and some gum...

Florida said...

"Well, they always said your kid was most likely to be molested by someone (s)he knew."

Biden is, in fact, molesting one of the young girls. Forward to :23 seconds and watch the Vice President of the United States as he rubs his hand down her shoulder and arm. That not enough, he forces his hand under her arm and begins to massage the budding breasts of a pre-pubescent young girl visiting the Capital who clearly looks very uncomfortable that his hand moved from her shoulder down her arm, under her arm until he's cradling her breast.

It's sick what Joe Biden is doing to that child.

You should take this video down, Ann, to protect her identity.

She is the victim of a crime.

Mutaman said...

"For Joe Biden, one joke fits all occasions'

At least he managed to show up for his swearing in ceremony which is more than I can say for some Republicans.

EDH said...

Time to lock Uncle Joe in the attic.

wasdave said...

For Joe Biden, one joke fits all occasions

One joke (that) fits all occasions: Joe Biden!


FTFY

Rialby said...

I've done it before and I'll do it again, here:

“As I heard it, my chances of surviving the surgery were certainly better than fifty-fifty, but the chances of waking up with serious deficits to my mental faculties were more significant.” - Joe Biden

pm317 said...

Florida said...
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I noticed that. It is appalling.

Clyde said...

Bad advice from Uncle Joe. A woman's prime childbearing years are in her 20s. If she's not dating until 30, she increases the risk of having expensive fertility problems.

Roman said...

Slow Joe is the number one reason for having the best Secret Service in the world. Please don't let anything bad happen to our President!

AllenS said...

Biden: "Just remember: No dates 'til you're 30."

Young lady: "But, I've been dating for a year."

Biden: "Well, then. Gird your loins."

Dumbest mother fucker in America.

Charlie said...

Watch this clip from 2008. He likes putting his hands on young girls.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ55UzAsp6M

Robin said...

Dan Quayle prays every night and ends with a thanks to God for making Joe Biden the dumbest Vice President in American history.