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Hey, who you calling lazy?
I'm going as a commie.I have an authentic USSR (actually CCCP) very red track suit that I bought from a Soviet athlete in 1990. Every seven or so years I decide that it's time to use it for Halloween. This year I'm going to make a label that looks like a Obama bumper sticker so I can put it on the jacket.I've heard so many cons say that supporting BHO is the same as being a commie, so why not look the part?
State Street in Madison has become more sane the last couple years. I'm an old fart, but it's fun to see.The outfit I'm going to wear really doesn't have a name. However, I'm going to use a pillow to supplement my 38 inch girth. I'm going to wear shorts, no matter how cold it is. And, I'm going to walk down State Street sipping a beverage through a straw.
I am going as "The Situation."I don't just have the six-pack, I have the whole fuckin' keg.
If I dress up--Flo, the Progressive girl.
Lazy? You'd have to apply that odd-colored orange make-up over every inch of exposed skin, and somehow shrink down to 4 foot 10 or whatever that beastly little creature is.It sounds like a pretty ambitious costume to me.
Here's a good idea from Chris Muir.
That reminded me of my favorite YouTube video (NSFW language):Girls's Costume Warehouse!
I'm going as a fat middle-aged white guy with a beard. Maybe in flannel.I've never been much for this costume business. I have enough difficulty pretending to be myself.
I'm going to dress up as a racist.Think anyone will notice?
Why would anybody want to go as Baby Snooks?Or is this one of these non-celebrity celebrities that I'm supposed to know? Some friend of Paris Hilton, perhaps?
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