September 25, 2010

Emergency...

... brassiere.

15 comments:

Matthew said...

"Ladies and gentlemen, isn't that wonderful that women have two breasts, not just one?"

The perfect woman would have three.

One on her back for dancing.

traditionalguy said...

I suppose her sensitive male companion will declare particulate emergencies that she cannot even see yet. Some men, like hound dogs, have an extra sense for those things.

lyssalovelyredhead said...

Ladies, it's a sexy red and comes in a wide range of sizes, from 32B to 40C. Gentlemen, Bodnar assures us that in the event of an emergency, the size of the cup does not matter.

A sad day for those who fight against the discrimination of flat-chested girls. Even with my not-quite-an-A-cups, ain't I a woman?

- Lyssa

edutcher said...

I hope they have it in The Blonde's size (which is quite uncommon).

This should make home poison gas drills and other emergency preparative measures far more popular.

WV "amsessia" When you can't remember the last time you saw your analyst.

Matthew said...

"A sad day for those who fight against the discrimination of flat-chested girls. Even with my not-quite-an-A-cups, ain't I a woman?"

Redheads are REAL women!

Call me?

deborah said...

"I hope they have it in The Blonde's size (which is quite uncommon)."

Yes? We're listening.

Ann Althouse said...

Quite uncommon bra sizes: 50AAA... 28FFF...

deborah said...

You're not helping, Professor.

Bob_R said...

I could have used this back in the '70's. ... let's take this off...you never know when there is going to be a nuclear accident.

wv: barbara I kid you not

dbp said...

Somehow this went to the PM post. I guess I'm the boob.

Absolutely fitting that the first wearer at the presentation was Paul Krugman. He is a boob after all.

EDH said...

The emergency bra may work well for women, but attaining the second of the two resulting masks does require men... to beg and plead in the event of a disaster.

Not to worry, then, we "evolved" that survival skill long ago.

wv - "deligrul" = ordering the same lunch every day

NotYourTypicalNewYorker said...

Trooper York, unavailable when we really, really need him...

Maria said...

Brassiere? what is the emergency for that? you are looking fir Brassiere?well I'm looking also for Tuxedo

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