That's Rush Limbaugh on the death of the nightly network news shows.
For me, using the computer has also made cable news unwatchable. It's just too slow. And they are always going to commercial with a teaser like "And wait until you hear what happened when..." Either I already know what happened or, if I care, I will find out in 2 seconds, before the commercial even begins, or I do not care. I just feel sorry for the people who would sit patiently waiting to ingest that stale nugget of information.
Or... wait... do I just feel sorry for them or do I secretly hold such people in contempt, the way Limbaugh does? Drunk, stoned, old, stupid... you know, this may be why I enjoy listening to Rush Limbaugh.