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Ah, I was almost going to over-share.
And it was going to involve fellatio and the Golden Gate Bridge.
Commuter train car (otherwise empty, late in the evening), Pantera concert (upper deck, in an unused section of the arena). Both unplanned.
i guess those people who voted OK on video of man washing hands in urine won you over, huh professor ?
He can always claim freedom of speech if he does it on an American flag in front of the U. of Wisconsin Law School at high noon. Otherwise the erotic shock value he seems to be seeking is best left to weenie waggers in raincoats.
i guess those people who voted OK on video of man washing hands in urine won you over, huh professor ?It was either that, or more likely, it was Obama's press conference today.
Why I blogged this:1. It's charmingly inept that the guy wants this so much but hasn't even done it once. Or so he says.2. He has 4 fears when really there's just one big fear that should worry people. He had to come up with a whole list.3. Bears. The bear/bare combo is usually good.4. I loathe these death checklists.
i foresee an assault of over sharing will occur, late into the night ..... old men, swapping public sex stories; the anonymity of a blog post, but the recognition of the guys from the 'cafe'... and that's my cue to say bye.i'm going to see the flowers. and actually, what i really should be doing is finishing my dissertation !
Three things: 1) I'm pretty sure sex was invented outdoors. 2) There is a difference between "public" and "outdoors." They don't have to be combined, and that's one way of dismissing the main fear.3) With anonymity, it's not really oversharing. Which is the point of anonymity, and one of its great benefits online. Things can be spoken of that otherwise would not be. And those of a more delicate sensibility can move along, with or without stopping to make a dramatic, disapproving announcement.
The headline says "outdoors" but doesn't fit the article too well. Most of it is indoors. If he just wants outdoors, get a tent and go camping.
chuck better be careful or he'll get a visit from Titus.fivewheels #2 is on the money. This guy wants public or semi-public, not just outdoors. The Blonde's family has a little place in Ontario and, if you want some, you're pretty much required to go outdoors to get a little privacyAnn Althouse said... The headline says "outdoors" but doesn't fit the article too well. Most of it is indoors. If he just wants outdoors, get a tent and go camping.There is the issue of bugs - in more ways than one. And I believe they're called bucket lists.In any case, it never fails to fascinate that the blogs that host this sort of drivel have cutesy names like thefrisky or something.I'd just as soon waste my time with Kos or Puffington (well, not really, but...)
It's what nature is for, people!
I once swapped blowjobs with a beautiful Argentinian guy behind a waterfall.
danielle said... i foresee an assault of over sharing will occur, late into the night ..... old men, swapping public sex stories; the anonymity of a blog post, but the recognition of the guys from the 'cafe'... and that's my cue to say bye.uh, oh, good, she's gone and won't be checking back in again, I mean...It was danielle and I, alone in an open meadow as the sun rose in the east. I ripped open her bodice, and she tore off my puffy shirt. Our hard, naked bodies glistened with the morning dew, as our chests heaved and our bodies writhed... ;)
Dude, if you are thinking about it so much it is not going to be worth it. Go out in the wilderness and pick a nice spot and do it there. It will probably be more scenic and you won't have the anxiety.
Oh and bring a partner. By your self would be...sad.
Good one EDH! *adjusts package and belches; orders another round*
Dude, if you are thinking about it so much it is not going to be worth it. Go out in the wilderness and pick a nice spot and do it thereSeriously. The guy is way over-thinking this thing.Go for a drive in the forest or wilderness. Take along some libations (scotch is my choice but a nice bottle of wine will do as well) and a blanket. Find a likely spot and do it.
Does masturbation on the Washington Mall during Obama's inaugaration count as public sex?
Tried it on the beach.Too much sand.
hey @EDH (aka loose-lips, and in more fun times sugar lips):if you think you're ever getting anymore of this, you're going to have to keep it to yourself.now meet me at sunrise at our other secret hideaway. and don't tell any of your buddies at the cafe. got it !
Mosquitoes, chiggers, spiders and snakes , poison ivy, sunburn, ticks, bees...
@As my whimsy leads me: you forgot (#*$(#$(($*#&*$* bees...bah!
or not. gg reading comprehension.
Seriously, it's not that great. I mean the camping variety. Nothing really terrible about it, but it's not very convenient. I wonder why this guy actually wants to have sex where he might be caught, which seems to be the real heart of his desire.He should just take his girl to the bunny ranch and pay a few girls to watch them have sex. Or get a therapist.
His biggest problem is that he thinks of it as "sex in public" when that's the last thing he wants. He wants sex outdoors--and I think that if he just realizes that, he'd see it's quite easy to pull off.
@ danielleRest your mind, our secret is safe.
I had the perfect place picked-out in college, unfortunately I never dated a girl who could swim well enough to reach this location.
EDH: Rest your mind, our secret is safe.OMG Nooo...It's Yanni and his girlfriend all over again!
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