February 28, 2010

So... if only Obama had eaten it?

A health message.

IN THE COMMENTS: Paul Zrimsek suggests a remake of...

19 comments:

Fred4Pres said...

What makes you think Mr. Obama didn't eat it?

rhhardin said...

Living with a dog provides sufficient immune response.

Jason (the commenter) said...

They're part of a balanced breakfast.

knox said...

Why stop there? Why not just ...

Nah. Stop there.

kentuckyliz said...

How many private moments does the President have to go nose-mining?

He did it right-handed...then shook hands with the Republicans. LOL

Pogo said...

"He did it right-handed...then shook hands with the Republicans. LOL"

He's improving their immunity.
Message: I care.

Meade said...

Message: I care.

LOL!

He recalls a meet-and-greet encounter at the White House with George W. Bush, who warmly shook his hand, then “turned to an aide nearby, who squirted a big dollop of hand sanitizer in the president’s hand.” (“Good stuff,” he quotes the president as saying, as he offered his guest some. “Keeps you from getting colds.”)

Cedarford said...

Small faux pas. Not something I'd dwell on anymore than a pic of Palin out in the snow with some snot running down her lip.

Snot happens.
Deal with it.

EDH said...

The Pick.

GEORGE: Was it a scratch or a pick?

JERRY: It was a scratch.

GEORGE: Hey. It's me.

JERRY: Don't you think I know the difference between a pick and a scratch?

GEORGE: Was there any nostril penetration?

JERRY: There may have been some incidental penetration. But from her angle she was in no position to make the call.

GEORGE: So let's say in her mind she witnessed a pick. Okay, so then what?

JERRY: Is that so unforgivable? Is that like breaking a commandment? Did God say to Moses thou shalt not pick?

GEORGE: I guarantee you that Moses was a picker. You wander throughh the desert for forty years with that dry air. ... You telling me you're not going to have occasion to clean house a little bit.

JERRY: Let me ask you something. If you were going out with somebody and if she did that what would, would you do? Would you continue going out with her?

GEORGE: No. That's disgusting!

Paul Zrimsek said...

Can't I just eat my booger?

edutcher said...

The dog and pony show was the public's first real look at The Zero without TOTUS and it looks like they don't like what they saw. Rasmussen has him sliding toward 40% approval. His nose is the least of his problems.

If enough people decide he's actively trying to destroy the country, do we get to impeach or recall him?

Meade said...

Did you say bitter clinger? Or booger cleaner?

AJ Lynch said...

Now I may never look at a waffle the same way.

wv = pices

AllenS said...

"I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy who doesn't eat his boogers," Biden said. "I mean, that's a storybook, man."

Penny said...

Is Obama ambidextrous?

He may shake hands with his right, but it's the left one that's a bugger. Or booger, if you so prefer.

Penny said...

That's one heck of an article at the NYT's you linked to, Meade. A 2006 story about Obama's newest book, "The Audacity of Hope".

Of course I doubt it was the first fairytale ever written by a presidential hopeful, but does it have to be one that Aesop would have been proud to call his own?

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Alex said...

Damn, all I eat are damn Eggo waffles which are cold the minute you take them out of the toaster. Something is seriously wrong with that.

Penny said...

You mean you haven't purchased an Eggo Waffle Table Warmer?

What?

Are you saying no one makes an Eggo Waffle Table Warmer?

It's America, for cripe's sake.