December 1, 2009

Fat...

... lie.

17 comments:

peter hoh said...

Dammit. Now I gotta come up with another retirement plan.

vbspurs said...

I am now hugely looking forward to Michael Moore's next documentary on Peru.

Cheers,
Victoria

kimsch said...

Me too. I was counting on that high price for fat. I was going to get a lipo and sell the fat on the open market and buy a bigger house and jumpstart the economy!

wv: nesive

lucid said...

Maybe Phil Jones of East Anglia can start a new Climate Research Unit in Peru.

vbspurs said...

The sad part is the outcome would've been the same for Miss Argentina.

traditionalguy said...

More disillusionment. It is getting harder and harder to create good myths that last past the next news cycle.BTW How did the 11 fact checkers do on Palin's best seller? The NETS are resorting to expose's catching her taking Private Jet rides in the publisher's Jet on her tour while the poor Bus driver has to drive all night 500 miles like you and Meade do. Of course she also greets 4000 people in the next 8 hours while the driver sleeps. But she is "decieving" us about riding in the publisher's bus.

Irene said...

Chewing gum (cuttlefish). Obama's speech (chewing fat). Fat (big fat lie).

You decide.

HKatz said...

This sounded like the stuff of fairy tales. The ones used to scare children (and wayward adults) straight.

"Don't let yourself get too fat... or the fat-snatchers from Peru will get you (and your lucrative lipids)."

Kensington said...

Oh, thank God, now I can come out from hiding. This fat-wa (GET IT?) was killing me.

John Lynch said...

A ha.

blake said...

Fight Club did it.

Fred4Pres said...

Phat!

Pogo said...
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Pogo said...

Call me Pogo. Some years ago - never mind how long precisely - having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on land, I thought I would fly to Peru and sell all the fat I had collected from strangers I had met. It was a way I have of driving off the blues, and improving my bank balances. Now I see it was all but a fraud. Thus ends, before it began, my search for that great white whale of a man, Dick Moby.

Skyler said...

Most of us saw that coming.

Awesome said...

Fish Tacos!

wv: bionab - only a few degrees away from fatnab

Scott said...

This storyline is just like AGW: It's so appealing that people will want it to be true, even though it is a complete lie.