November 20, 2009

"We sort of have well-placed objects in front of the frontal...There's like hockey sticks, shirts..."

No, those are badly placed objects, Levi. People wanted to see what that thing you call your "frontal" looks like.

38 comments:

AllenS said...

Maybe Levi has a little weenie.

Florida said...

Levi's photos coming out.

The Daily Dish going silent.

Coinkidink?

Methinks not.

Bissage said...

A picture is worth a thousand words and that photo tells us – loud and clear – that our young Mr. Johnston has a persistent body odor that simply will not wash off.

chickenlittle said...

I just hope you don't make poor Meade go out and buy Playgirl for your review.

Fred4Pres said...

I recognize many do Ann, but not all of us want to see Levi's junk.

Fred4Pres said...

Talking about people who might be interested in Levi Johnson's Playgirl spread:

Dan Riehl accuses David Frum of latent homosexuality.


Mark Steyn suggests David Frum is channelling his inner Andrew Sullivan.

I do not think David Frum is gay. I just think he is way too metrosexual and eatting too much tofu (it raises estrogen levels you know). So he gets bitchy.

MadisonMan said...

So is it porn if no goods are shown, or just erotica?

Palladian said...

Corbin Fisher has cuter boys than this one, and they're certainly not hiding behind hockey sticks. Nor, ahem, could they.

John said...

I feel bad for Johnson. He is a stupid kid who knocked up his girlfriend. Now, he is going to be devoured by wolfes who just want to use him to score political points. Maybe he is not such a good person. But, no one at his age deserves to be exploited and used the way he is. Fame is dangerous enough. But Levi has noteriety which is even worse. How does he ever live anything approaching a normal life after this? Some day whatever money he is making off of this will run out. And when it does, he will be too notorious to live a normal life and not famous enough to make a living off of it. I have a feeling things are going to end very badly for him.

Maguro said...

Kinda like the Mike Myers nude scenes in Austin Powers, then?

k*thy said...

The other side of that, John, is that he's gotta strike while the iron's hot. Yeah, the flow will stop some day, but why not make some easy dough while you can?

Fred4Pres said...

Levi is going for chump change, Sarah Palin is making the bucks this week.

Original Mike said...

@Chickenlittle: Made me laugh.

Ralph L said...

Meanwhile, Chelsea's ex boyfriends can't give it away.

WV - weesol - Scotish for "small sun", as opposed to moon.

holdfast said...

@ MArugo


Crikey!

Chip Ahoy said...

Your wit, and your pointed barbs and japes cheer me greatly this morning.

OT ↓

So I'm standing there in the kitchen at 11:30 last night, opening a banana into glass of milk with a tablespoon chocolate pre-mixed with brewer's malt and a tablespoon of Natura's Colonix, you know, the usual thing, poised with an emersion blender and a gallon on milk, when I hear the pitter-patter of someone running back and forth on the carpeted hallway on the other side of the wall. Not unusual, there are a lot of people my own age living here and we're not all always well-behaved. Remember one of the scamps lifted my welcome mat. Suddenly, about 10 feet away, the front door bursts open and a rather plain looking bird wrapped in a quilt and with disheveled blond hair looked directly at me and asked,

"therezhabathroominere?"

There is, to her immediate right. But instead of pointing to it, which would have been the gracious thing to do to immediately ease her obvious urgency, I said,

"You might possibly have the wrong apartment."

She abruptly left. pitter-patter of someone running again. Well done. Saved myself the trouble of cleaning up after some uninvited unidentified drunk's pissy carelessness, in'nit? . I thought, a little bit thankful I had pants on, and a little bit regretful I wasn't naked, "See? Now, that's why it's probably a good idea to keep that door locked."

Kev said...

(the other kev)

Fourteen minutes, forty-five seconds and counting.

Penny said...

I see you like to have a plan put together before you do any "REAL" cooking, Chip.

EDH said...

Shouldn't that tag be "gay pornography"?

wv-"inediolo" = fancy word used by Michelle Goldberg to describe release of unedited Couric interview with Palin

paul a'barge said...

Andrew Sullivan is scraping his ceiling with a windshield ice scraper in anticipation.

Meade said...

Original Mike said...
@Chickenlittle: Made me laugh.

Me too.

Skyler said...
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AJ Lynch said...

CL:

Good one about Meade.

Dark Eden said...

Ricky Hollywood obviously doesn't have that much left to show off.

*cough cough*

wv: suall. One letter away!

former law student said...

Yeah, the flow will stop some day, but why not make some easy dough while you can?

Speaking of which, I would pay double the cover price for a Palin Playboy Pictorial, if only to learn Sarah's turnons and turnoffs.

vw: realli

yes

Flexo said...

People wanted to see what that thing you call your "frontal" looks like.

Like hell we do.

Besides, that "thing" is already prominently displayed on top of his neck.

The Crack Emcee said...

"People wanted to see what that thing you call your "frontal" looks like."

Speak for yourself, Ann. Meade, you made a great choice. First Johnny Depp and, now, some stupid kid's privates. If this is what the second go 'round of "marital bliss" looks like, I'm glad I'm a marriage-is-a-once-in-a-lifetime-thing kind of man:

You're having one hell of a week there, guy.

Big Mike said...

I assume he didn't want people to feel any sorrier for Bristol than they do already.

Big Mike said...

(Meaning why he needed to have his "frontal" covered up.)

Eric said...

Shouldn't that tag be "gay pornography"?

I think so too. Gay men are supposed to be Playgirl's primary demographic.

Joe said...

Apparently, this guy can't win. If he shows his penis he's a jerk, if he doesn't, he's a jerk, if he doesn't pose at all, he's a jerk, if he doesn't defend himself, he's a jerk.

Big Mike said...

@Joe, nope. If he had never posed at all he would not be a jerk.

No, I'm the one that's wrong. This kid has been a jerk almost from the day he entered the public view. Fundamentally that's the real reason why everything he does, he's a jerk. It's because he was a jerk to start with.

Jason (the commenter) said...

This is good news for Palin; makes Levi look like a rip off to his "supporters".

section9 said...

That's because Levi IS a ripoff artist and a young con man and cad.

Jesus; this isn't just gay porn, it's BAD gay porn. No wonder he was ignored at the GQ Party.

Poor lad. Oh well, Ann will have to pass the public photos on to Titus for final judgement.

Ann Althouse said...

"Speak for yourself, Ann."

I don't care about seeing it myself. I said "people" not "we."

Flexo said...

Does he like fish sticks?

Methadras said...

Oh, Little Miss Sullivan is anxiously awaiting the plain brown wrapper to hurry up and get to the Atlantic.

kentuckyliz said...

I think people want to see what makes a nice Christian girl throw away her morals.

Show us what you're working wid.