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Look for an outbreak of mad squirrel diseas.
Seems like a bit of a fraud...if they made 60 batches from 5 squirrels, there ain't much squirrel in there. It's more like squirrel-flavored pate.
Don't they rehab owls in Britain?If you take a common animal to a rehab center in the US, they feed them to the hawks and owls that they care for.
(1) It is well-established that squirrel pâté leads one inexorably to acquire a taste for rat tart. [YouTube link to Monty Python sketch goes here.] (2) Art film squirrel.(3) Unjugged rabbit fish?
I think the secret ingredient that makes it taste just so is Lark's vomit.
Just no feeding grey squirrel pate to red squirrels, because that would be wrong!
Red squirrels suck. I tried to eat one when I was a kid.
Listen. You've got to tell them: Squirrel Paté with Hazelnuts and Frangelico is made out of people. IT'S PEOPLE!!!
I wanted to make a Soylent Green joke, but nooooo, Meade has to beat me to it! ;)
As a young hunter, I was told to always shoot a red squirrel if I saw it. They're too little to eat, but was told they will ruin a good squirrel woods by gnawing off the manly bits of the competing grey and fox squirrels. Not sure if it's true, and not sure if I should have shared.
You can never have too many Soylent jokes. Or Monty Python references.
But you can have too many grey squirrels, apparently.
Everything tastes better when it sits on a Ritz?Nah, got nothin'.
Sometimes you can really be creepy, Professor. And so can these other guys.
You'd like the movie "Up", Althouse.The dog, Doug, tells a joke... "A squirrel goes up to a tree... I forgot to store nuts for the winter... so the squirrel died. It's funny because the squirrel is dead."Doug was awesome.
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