March 15, 2009

Monkeys floss their teeth...

... with human hair.

(And please don't look at the breasts.)

16 comments:

Seven Machos said...

Based on the breasts, I'd say those are older older monkeys.

dbp said...

How do we know they are flossing? I think these are mime-monkeys.

traditionalguy said...

Good job. You got monkeys and breasts into one post of one line. The Twitterization of posts is coming soon to an internet near you.

Peter V. Bella said...

After standing in line on a NYC street corner and being stampeded, the made up monkeys went home to practice good oral hygiene.

AllenS said...

There have been times in my life, when something as simple as a desire for breasts, led to hair being stuck in my teeth. No monkeys were involved.

I just covered all of the labels.

Bissage said...

Monkeys floss their teeth . . . with human hair.

Such a development seems perfectly fair considering how I’ve been grooming myself for years with a hair brush made from a monkey’s paw.

Lawgiver said...

I'm with you Bissage, turn about is fair play. I used to eat monkey kabobs in Central America. It doesn't taste like chilcken.

Bissage said...

Monkeys floss their teeth . . . with human hair.

Seems only fair. I’ve got a monkey’s paw hairbrush.

Lawgiver said...

AllenS,

I also dated a girl with a couple of long black hairs on her breast.

Bissage said...

The 9:20 is the more-refined version.

(We're doing the best we can with what we've got. Ha!)

Bissage said...

Lawgiver . . . I ate monkey meat, once.

It was stringy.

Got stuck in my teeth.

David said...

Bissage said...

Lawgiver . . . I ate monkey meat, once.

It was stringy.

Got stuck in my teeth.

Bissage, beware the revenge of the Tribe or Travis.

m00se said...

And thank God they weren't wearing shorts!

*whew*

SMGalbraith said...

Says "Don't look at the breasts" and then 87 guys post afterwards.

Tis' like telling women, "Don't look at the shoes".

Yeah, it's hard-wired.

I once attended a presentation by the famous Harvard entomologist Edward O. Wilson.

Talk about a war against science. The left does not like.

Hard-wired.

Show us your tits Cheetah.

Nihimon said...

(And please don't look at the breasts)

Is there a more sure-fire way to get us to click through?

sonicfrog said...

Bonobo Boobies. How fun!