February 3, 2009

"Check Althouse's comments if you want sex talk..."

Conservative polisci prof got himself into a bit of a jam with his readers and now tries to talk his way out of it.
And besides, as noted yesterday, Althouse is a notorious breast blogger, and she's instigated some of the web's greatest flame wars with...
Ha ha. I'm not going there again.

Note: Regular Althouse readers will be amused — I think! — that he quotes Titus (and my response thereto).

46 comments:

traditionalguy said...

I am new, but I knew that I liked something about The Honorable Professor's demeanor. At last it comes out. She is a famous Breast Blogger. Now, I quickly assure you that I only read the posts, and never look at the centerfold. By the way, how do I order back Issues?

Joe M. said...

Haha.

Also, nice use of "thereto." I appreciate the archaicism. (Though considering all the other strange things we do with prepositions in modern English, words such as "thereto" should be used much more often. Useful things.)

Michael H said...

traditionalguy - the problem is keeping the Althouse blog under your mattress.

Personally, whenever I am in need of breast blogging, I turn to Trooper York's blog, where topics alternate between breasts and sandwiches.

ricpic said...

Huh, I thought the fixation around here was hog, not breast.

blake said...

Aw, hell. The pressure!

Sex talk, eh?

Hey, uh, traditionalguy. Whatcha wearing? (Three-piece suit, I hope.)

Howard said...

This guy fits the profile of a repressed moralizer with a hooker fetish. His post says he is crying out for help: "spank me professor I've been a real bad boy"

Odds are he licks his lips incessantly and has a wide open eyeball stare. Titus is in his spank bank...ugh

I need a shower.

SteveR said...

Well I've never seen you call this a "family blog" so what's the point (apologies to Ms Valenti and her points "way up high")?

traditionalguy said...

Michael and Blake... How do you find Trooper's blog. I do stare at length at gourmet food centerfolds. And I always thought you had to blog in Pajamas. Mine are Ralph Lauren of course. But I do have to wear an overcoat to the office.

EDH said...

Found this business business listing.

Ann Althouse said...

That's right. I wouldn't call this a family blog. This blog is for adults, childish adults.

As for Trooper York, my breasts are better than his.

Curtiss said...

Is Titus famous now?

(That sounds inartful somehow.)

chickenlittle said...

How do you find Trooper's blog.

When you find out, please tell garage mahal. His tags are ready.

Donald Douglas said...

Oh Ann ... I hardly "got in a jam," but I see you're amused with some of the quotes I picked out. Besides, a blog for "adults, childish adults?"

That is gold!

Michael H said...

How do you find Trooper's blog.

Generally bouncy, with a beat you can dance to.

As for Trooper York, my breasts are better than his.

A jury trial will be required. Please enter the evidence into the record.

Michael H said...

A jury of your peers, although we childish adults believe you are peerless.

Lem said...

This is akin to waht I ment about Dashle..

Here is Althose somehow held responsible for what people talk about on her comments section..

I'm new, so I dont know anything about Alhouse posting about breast, except that if she did how come Pajamas still wanted her?

IT could not have been that bad?

traditionalguy said...

OK, I guess its time to stop sucking up to the Blog Mistress. Good humor Althouse. Are you related to Mark Twain?

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former law student said...

Please enter the evidence into the record.

Please, no one wants to see Trooper York's man boobs.

In fact, a warning tag for any such post (moobs or man boobs) would be useful.

I note that the pictures Prof. A. posts of herself are free from lecherous older men.

Ron said...

As for Trooper York, my breasts are better than his.

uh oh. Trooper vs. Althouse for the cuppo di titti cuppi D-elightful Blogger Award!

Ron said...

Myself, I don't have a dug in this fight!

jdeeripper said...

I only wish this blog confined the sex references to breasts.

Michael H said...

I note that the pictures Prof. A. posts of herself are free from lecherous older men.

They are either hidden in the trees or in the mens' room of the cafe. It's all misdirection.

William said...

Not enough has been thought and written about women's breasts. Any sweater photos from the 70's would be useful to provoke discussion of this important topic.

fcai said...

It's been done.

Palladian said...
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Palladian said...

"As for Trooper York, my breasts are better than his."

His are probably hairier and that, in my book, gives them a winning advantage.

rhhardin said...

What are you wearing?

Trooper York said...

Rh you freak me out man.

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TitusWouldLikeToRecruitU said...

Professional Breast Blogger. That is hilarious.

You are a professional breat blogger.

TitusWouldLikeToRecruitU said...

Many many many years from now is your obit going to say "professional breast blogger">

TitusWouldLikeToRecruitU said...

I mean breast blogger.

Lem said...

Many many many years from now is your obit going to say "professional breast blogger"

Wrong..

By posting about breast she helped raise awareaness of breast cancer.

see...

If somehow Althose cannot continue to blogg we could bail her out under ... fill in the blank ;)

David said...

This is a John McEnroe blog.

"You can't . . . . . be serious!"

At least not all the time.

"For childish adults" works with the McEnroe theme.

blake said...

How do you find Trooper's blog.

Turn left at the Brooklyn Bridge?

If this is a blog for childish adults, Troop's is like the detention hall.

Palladian said...

Hog Blogger

traditionalguy said...

Good night children.

Ann Althouse said...

"Turn left at the Brooklyn Bridge?"

Turn right. Carroll Gardens!

Freeman Hunt said...

How do you find Trooper's blog.


Look for the extensive catalog of thin women with commenters calling them hot and chubby.

:) Apologies. Can't resist.

Chip Ahoy said...

Help! Help! I'm I'm caught caught in in a a feed feed back back loop loop and and I I can't can't get get out out.

J said...

"And the guys name is spelled - and this is for real - T-I-T--U-S. Honest to God"

-E. Buzz Miller

Ann Althouse said...

LOL. Here's the E. Buzz Miller.

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