January 24, 2009

Elvis...

... belt. (You have to look closely. I know it's difficult.)

16 comments:

jdeeripper said...

Where's the NSFW warning?

I don't see where the post deserves a "masculinity" tag.

Ann Althouse said...

LOL.

blake said...

It's nice that he can wear that without being ostracized.

Or, wait, is it representative of our declining values?

Freeman Hunt said...

Is he wearing a headband? It looks like he's wearing a headband. Ill advised.

Palladian said...

Britney wants her belly shirt back.

Palladian said...

A man of character and quality does not attend parties where drinks are served in red plastic cups or in aluminum cans wrapped in neoprene cozies.

The Crack Emcee said...

"I don't see where the post deserves a 'masculinity' tag."

My very first thought exactly.

vbspurs said...

I found my Preppy Handbook by Lisa Birnbach, where it shows this photograph with accompanying description of each of the lads pictured!

L to R:

"Gonzalo" -- Rich Argentine with two estancias, he was kicked out of St. Paul's after dunking the Headmaster, McGeorge Stroud II, into the school fountain. A fixture at Finnerty's in Midtown, he give free handjobs to visiting Yalies.

"Jock" -- Whispered to be related to a famous Senator from Massachussetts, Jock was sent to Stowe in England. A 2nd year man at Columbia, his penetrating stare became the talk on campus after Ahmenidajad thought he was flirting with him. Likes whiskey sours and Elvis.

"Hubertus" -- An Austrian baron, his family are battling the Czech government to compensate them for their dilapidated castles. He bartends in Breckenridge during the season and has Diane von F├╝rstenberg on speedial.

"Lance" -- James Franciscus' younger son, he had a minor role in "Freddy Got Fingered" after graduation from Wilshire Private School. Is known for his eponymous dance move, "The Lance", where he shakes his penis like a bedsheet.

"Tower" -- Also known as Trip, this scion of the Vanderbilt family was laid off when Bear Stearns went belly up. Recently sued a friend who had made a documentary on the children of the well-heeled, showing him snorting coke off of the crotch of Lizzy Grubman.

...ah, prep parties.

Cheers,
Victoria

David said...

The Elvis belt guy is an alien.

He has no bellybutton.

Fred4Pres said...

That is so disturbing on so many levels.

But in defense of Carlo Rossi, I do not recall him making a wine of that particular shade (do they do white zinfandel in jugs)?

ricpic said...

More and more Americans look like Euro-trash.

Outward appearance reflecting the inner collapse.

Donna B. said...

What decade was that taken in?

traditionalguy said...

Friends for life. Someone once said,"the best days of your life are college days" implying it was all downhill afterward since you faced that dreaded four letter word "work",closely followed by marriage, raising kids, seeing to pay their education bills, etc. The beauty of the excitement and fun shared among college age friends (including Elvis dork types)is a special moment in time. Our Professor has a great job since she still can share in that world. That must also be why I enjoy college football more than the NFL.

Ann Althouse said...

BTW, I stand by the "masculinity" tag.

Lem said...

It's nice that he can wear that without being ostracized.

That's the whole of a Mac ;)

k*thy said...

A jug of wine, a bare belly and an Elvis buckle - I am sooo glad that's not part of my life anymore. *shiver*