August 7, 2008

"I feel sick. I hope I don't vomit on this dress. I look so put together otherwise. Barf will ruin it."

"I will not look at you directly. Your shirt gives me vertigo. I told you that earlier. But I look sort of adorable, don't I?"

12 comments:

Zekarias said...

Who said this about whom?

reader_iam said...

Barf might improve the shirt. I'd go the projectile route, myself.

reader_iam said...

How did I get the context for making my scintillating comment? Why, I clicked the link Althouse provided! Only fancy.

Bissage said...

(1) Funny stuff!

(2) I am genuinely curious to know the size of Ashton Kutcher’s penis. I am not gay. Rather, I’m working on my grand unification theory. Some things demand to be understood!

(3) Nice shoes!

(4) Three of the six legs in that photo are very attractive. They are not necessarily female. It could be a mixed scotch doubles kind of thing. It’s good to be on your toes.

(5) That American Apparel® bathing suit model’s still working for me. Yeah, boyeeeee!

George said...

What's up with his jaw line and nose?

AlgonquinS said...

Demi, your dress is giving me the vapors, please take it off.

Revenant said...

I wonder if Demi got her breast implants removed. Or is it just that dress making her seem sort of flat?

Palladian said...

I love that blog. My favorite recurring character is Bai Ling.

MadisonMan said...

I prefer dlisted. I'll read about Phoebe Price over Bai Ling.

Maggie45 said...

Omg, that site is hilarious!! Notice they don't allow comments. Just imagine...

vbspurs said...

Holy crap!

Even Mary Quant would upchuck.

Cheers,
Victoria

caffeine soldier said...

Diaz really is an adorable doll. And she doesn't look like 36 at all. Will she still be so hot at, say, 57? Probably. Looks like there is a special group of girls that time can't hurt.
;-)
As for Kutcher, I never understood what women see in him. He's always looking so dumb! Even if he's wearing something decent, and not this horrible shirt.