December 11, 2007

"WHAT DI DHE DO AFORE HOW LONG AND WITH WHO ?? PLS TELL BOB HELLO BOB."

Nice to see Hillary Clinton has some top-flight people working for her.

IN THE COMMENTS: I ask "Is her deputy campaign manager a LOLcat?"
IM IN UR CAMPANE GRILLIN YR D00DS....

DO U HAV DE OBAM DIRTZES? I NEEDZ DEM BADS. PWN HIM WOO!!!!!111 BOB HI

43 comments:

Ann Althouse said...

Is her deputy campaign manager a LOLcat?

Hoosier Daddy said...

I LAWLED

Obama btr wrry cause Hillary! gnna pwn him.

EnigmatiCore said...

BOB NEDS TO GET TPYING LESSONS FROM NEAL>

jeff said...

Rosie apparently types incoherently also, but more in a license tag or Prince lyric style. This guy types like he just saw his first keyboard yesterday.

Paul Zrimsek said...

IM IN UR CAMPANE GRILLIN YR D00DS.

Roger said...

Refresh my memory--wasn't it HRC who was decrying the politics of personal destruction? This really is Richard M Nixon in a pants suit--Milhous lives and is reincarnated as HRC.

Andrea R said...

Rosie apparently types incoherently also, but more in a license tag or Prince lyric style. This guy types like he just saw his first keyboard yesterday.

I have noticed that. I wonder why people who have just started typing always seem to use all caps.

Balfegor said...

IM IN UR CAMPANE GRILLIN YR D00DS.

I LOLed.

Actually, I kind of suspect this was typed on a blackberry.

MadisonMan said...

I kind of suspect this was typed on a blackberry.

That was my reaction too. All Caps is just so tiring to read.

Freeman Hunt said...

DO U HAV DE OBAM DIRTZES? I NEEDZ DEM BADS. PWN HIM WOO!!!!!111 BOB HI

ricpic said...

Sloppy postings and sloppy articles are more the rule than the exception nowadays. You don't have to be a language snob to notice the phenomenon, it's unavoidable.

Let's face it, standards are unnatural. As a society we're regressing to the mean. It's democracy, man.

George said...

Brief profile of Nash from Chi. Biz mag....

blogging cockroach said...

ho tdamn icould do aswell wit hmy
2left rea rlegs ona col day
bob hello bob
i cant do allcaps damn

any dirt onobama yet...
i luv dirt
ofcourse i do
i'm a cockroach

JSinger said...

Mr. Nash, 59, did not respond to an e-mail request seeking comment.

I always get a kick out the oldsters, especially top execs, who take to online illiteracy like they're 12-year-olds. Though they still can't text with their thumbs without looking, the way the kids can.

Ron said...

ALL YER BAAZE ARE BELONG TO OPRAH

Michael said...

Half the population has an IQ below 100.

And you shall know them by their L337 |-|4><0r3r $|<1LL$.

Ruth Anne Adams said...

What's all this talk about Hillary's BOOBS?

Uh, Emily, it's "Bob."

Never mind.

[Although the classic Gilda Radner/Emily Litella question is, "What's all this talk about presidential erections?"]

SteveR said...

Thanks for making me laugh Ruth Anne.

Fred said...

pfft. That sounds more intelligent than Hillary Clinton's Iraq War policy.

Paul Zrimsek said...

Ruth Anne's reminded me of this: Hillary gets a pair of celebrity endorsements.

knoxwhirled said...

Jeez, have some pride and proofread!

Justin said...

blogging cockroach said...

i cant do allcaps damn

You could use the caps lock.

Just trying to be helpful...

Madmax333 said...

meows has it down more better than her underassistant campaign man:
http://icanhascheezburger.com

gooder campaign ad?
http://hytaipan.home.comcast.net/media/serenity2.html

Roger said...

Sandy Berger and now this dude--I gotta tell you HRC's choice in campaign advisors and staff is not making a good case for her judgment. (except for Huma--but that is based on an entirely different set of criteria)

AJ Lynch said...

Blogging cockroach said:

"any dirt on obama yet?
i luv dirt
ofcourse i do
i'm a cockroach"

Good one LOL

Chip Ahoy said...

The thing that scares me a little is, it's perfectly comprehensible to schizophrenics. They fill in the blank spaces with about 80% accuracy, then reserve for a communication breakdown the trump, "WE TALKED ABOUT THIS YESTERDAY!" Any misunderstanding would be the fault of your poor listening skilz.

paul a'barge said...

Freeman: "PWN HIM"... ROTFLMAO!

Gud on, Freeman

Verso said...

The horrendous spelling/composition of that email make me suspect it was written on a cell phone, Blackberry, or another handheld device. Probably with one hand. In a moving vehicle. On a bumpy road. In the dark.

Or something.

Tim said...

There is probably a better than even chance the Hillary! cannot stand to hire anyone obviously as smart, or smarter, than her. Surrounding oneself with second-raters will not serve her well in the long run, even if it bolsters her self-esteem now.

Ernst Blofeld said...

For the Lovecraftian eldritch LOL:

http://lolthulhu.com/

I LOL'd at

http://lolthulhu.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/cleveland-sanity_check.jpg

George said...

Isn't Joe Biden from the Cthulthu state?

Simon Kenton said...

Justin, blogging cockroach is the modern reincarnation of archy (in archy and Mehitabel). archy in turn was the reincarnation of a free-verse poet. The ur-archy also could not capitalize.

Michael said...

I am laughing
very hard

FoolsMate said...

All ur candidate dirt are belong to us, ha ha ha!

From Inwood said...

I amn't very good at it
I'm never understood at it.

******************
I am lost in foggy mazes
When guessing others' phrases.

Ogden Nash

From Inwood said...

This Nash, with his creative letter placement, could work on Hillary's “License Plates For Immigrants” project. What, “Driving Licenses For Immigrants” ? Nevermind.

From Inwood said...

What was the title of this thread?

Was it "Why dyslexics become Deputy Campaign Managers?"

Mr. Forward said...

cockroach is a fine word
til u cut it up and capitalize
caps locked will lead to ampersands and quotations
emails and exclamations
punctuation is a size 12 shoe
caps r not 4 u

Victor said...

Considering her prospective opponent has hired the likes of Bernard Kerik I don't think this will be much of an issue.

Joan of Argghh! said...

A 59 year-old text-talking an email? Exactly how much time does he spend in chat rooms?

The Senator said...

OMGWTFBBQ? NO DIRT ON OBAMA?! NO WAI!

WHATEVS. H1LLARY ST1LL G0NNA PWN H1M!!!11!!11one! Lulz.

From Inwood said...

Mr Forward

You say:

"caps locked will lead to ampersands and quotations
emails and exclamations"

I don't know about your keybord or your word program, but if I type with the "Caps Lock" key on, I still have to use the "Shift" key to get those symbols. This is the same as the usual keyboard for pre-computer typewriters (remember them?).

The same with the archy & mehitabel school of no caps. Even they have to hit the shift key to type some symbols.

So all caps/no caps control freaks of an age, & that's what they are, who say F**k you, I'm still important & you're not, you know, the "I won't lower myself to actually learn to type like a normal human; it's infra dig" types, have to use the Shift key once in a while.

Which means that they are to be ignored except that if you're that needy for their companionship, you can still take note of their messages like "ILL C U AT LNCH WSEDNSDY".

Mr. Forward said...

"...I won't lower myself to actually learn to type like a normal human" good point, but bc and Archy are not normal humans, although they are exceptional cockroaches.