December 4, 2007

"The tiny bitch was whisked away under an assumed name after receiving about 20 threats."

Yes, exactly. So says the BBC.


Palladian said...

"John Codey, who manages the dog's trust fund, told US television network CBS last week the cost of Trouble's security, medical care, chef-cooked meals and grooming was about $300,000 (£145,000) a year."

Seriously, that's revolting. So obscene that it's not really funny at all.

I sometimes wonder if we're not about due for some sort of divine reckoning. If I believed in such things, that is.

rhhardin said...

I don't think that it's a bitch is necessary to the story.

My Doberman gets chef-cooked meals too, brown rice. I make extra. You don't see me making any references to her sex, do you?

She gets one steamed baby carrot as well, concealed at the bottom.

Trooper York said...

Wasn't that the caption on the cover US Weekly when Mary Kate Olsen stole Paris Hilton's boyfriend?

jeff said...

Wow. 300K a year? Why do I have the feeling that more than that dog is being taken care of.

Give her a few days without the chef and she will be eating Alpo and enjoying it just as much.

Trooper York said...

Well Nicole would eat the Alpo, but she would just go into the bathroom and puke anyway. She's funny that way.

tjl said...

Those who are disturbed by Trouble's high-maintenance lifestyle shouldn't blame the dog. She didn't draft the will, and like other dogs would happily dine on practically anything. Blame Helmsley, Codey, and, of course, George W. Bush.

Dust Bunny Queen said...

Trouble is said to have earned a number of enemies due to its habit of biting.

Cesar Milan to the rescue!!