October 29, 2007

"Dada doubts everything. Dada is an armadillo."

"Everything is Dada, too. Beware of Dada. Anti-dadaism is a disease: selfkleptomania, man’s normal condition, is Dada. But the real dadas are against Dada."

— Tristan Tzara

13 comments:

blogging cockroach said...

bevor dada da war
war dada da

blogging cockroach said...

you can translate that as--
can someone please tell me what
diddy wah diddy means

former law student said...

Mère Ubu:

--Eh! nos invités sont bien en retard.

Père Ubu:

--Oui, de par ma chandelle verte. Je crève de faim, Mère Ubu, tu es bien
laide aujourd'hui. Est-ce parce que nous avons du monde?

Mère Ubu (_haussant les épaules_):

--Merdre.

tc said...

""Dada doubts everything. Dada is an armadillo."" 10-29-07

My dear Ann,

Such doubletalk, so many "weasal" words that mean nothing. See below.

Tom


jewsyonkersislam # 429 Women, cant live with them, cant live without them;
postings from Ann Althouse's blog preceeded by my adaptation of Joe Klock's piece on real estate -and the similarities to politics

ALL RELATED TO SEX, LOVE...

1 )THERE IS A SERIOUS SHORTAGE OF HOME SELLERS! By Joe Klock, Sr.

Real estate analysts...(say) not enough ready, willing and able buyers in the market place....(but) The shortfall is among sellers, of which there are relatively few... buyers are... in short supply (?)... It is a now a fact of real estate life in most areas that ... fewer prospective buyers(are) rummaging through the current logjam of listings....Enter the law ...of supply and demand... Forget about ...past (which is history), or what those would-be sellers might have invested in their homes ... Demand is what it is and neither wishful thinking nor wistful memories will increase its size... The more serious (problem is the absence) of genuine (competent) sellers ( U.S.Presidential candidates.).. The marke(electorate...) is not always kind, but it is never wrong (and incompetent U.S. Presidential candidates -or Presidents- could lead to rebellion/civil war). ...When proper(truthful) pricing(the truth about the world and national situation) is combined with effective marketing(politicking) , there is a buyer for everything and, given those conditions, any home can be sold in any market.... The ritual dances of negotiation may change with market fluctuations, but the drumbeat of reality does not!

2 ) In Stuart, 10-27-07; Clang!Honk!Tweet! said...Jesus Christ tc (that's me) ! Do you have to write a fucking Dr Bronner's label?? What's wrong with you? 8:04 PM
tc said...Doesn't anyone appreciate the educative role of my postings on Ann Althouse's blog ? Is there no one who doesn't think that he or she knows it all ? Please read what I post carefully... and consider each part. And realize that you are being taught by a master teacher... not I.
All you ladies belong home with your children. And all you fags and other nutjobs should not be doing what you're doing. Tom 8:19 PM

Meade said... tc/Tom: Yes, of course she's clearly madly femininely in love with you. Who can doubt that? With every post she makes, every step in her little red shoes she takes. First comes love, then comes domestic partnership. You and she, together forever. She dreams lucid dreams of you, wants to fly a mile high all around Stuart, Florida in her new airplane with you, wants to bear all sixteen of your babies and name each and every one after you. But dude. Please. Medication. 10:24 PM
3 ) 10-28-07, Bill Clinton's sex addiction as Gerald Ford saw it

tc said...Ann, Billy-boys got a problem, all right... but I dont fault him for wantin' ta git laid. However, I do agree with Gerald Ford that it is a problem... and he aint got no excuse for his hypersexuality. At least, as a survivor of Traumatic Brain Injury (TBI), I gots an excuse for mine. For hypersexuality is one of the many certain possible side-effects of TBI -and I got it in spades... to my great embarass- ment at times. But I would never want not to have it. In addition, with Hillary as a wife, what else can Billy-bob do. Hillary likes girls, as I'm sure you know. Has she sampled your belly 'n thigh yet, dear Ann...you know, in the lesbian enclave of Park Slope where you and Ellen Degenerese shack up ? Ask my old friend, former Yonkers Mayor -and opponent to Hillary last year in the race for one of NYS's US Senate seats- John Spencer about Hillary's lesbian credentials. Or ask Helen Degeneres what Hillary was like in bed... how many times she sighed in pleasure as Helen toyed with Hilary's private parts ? Oh...see below for some of your problems, Ann. For I am a better psychiatrist -better educated and far more experienced in the mind and body and their interactions than all psychiatrists put together. Tom


4 ) Ann flying a plane (little girl lost), 10-27-07:
tc said...You know,Ann, I've flown in planes all over the world and they can be pretty nice places -especially if you're flying NYC to Tokyo, Hong Kong, Seoul, Manilla..., which I did quite often. For what that means is a 13+ hour open bar: more than a few of those "airplane bottles" then a snooze, then a few more bottles (straight vodka is good) over and over ( I once drained the bar). But sometimes they have to wheel you off the plane in a wheelchair... and sometimes you forget to take your bags. Problematical.
However, the more I read these postings, the more I think you get your jollies from these -and your- postings. Does that make it orgastic for you ? Perhaps. You see, I have had more of an education of and about psychiatry, the mind and the body than any psychiatrist ever gets -or is likely to get.
Flying a plane ? You look like that ridiculous Presidential candidate (Munsky ?) who was photographed riding with a tanker's hat on -who lost the election. Tom

5) 10-26-07: Ann's "giant cup of coffee" in her lesbian coffee shops in Park Slope Brooklin,NY tc said... Ann, Will you please tell all these stupid women -and confused he-she faggot males- that they're wrong, that they cant win against a man no matter what they do. For men are made "oppositional" while women are "cyclical". And men dont play by women's rules because, as much as they may want to, they cant. Tom 9:18 PM

6 ) LGBT nonsense of 10-26-07, posted 10-27-07
tc said...And I say that there are very good reasons for homophobia being preserved in the gene pool of the human race. And I also say that gays, lesbians... are digging their own graves... and that they're very likely to occupy them very soon if they keep up all this garbage and nonsense. Tom 7:40 PM
The Exalted said...ah, the slippery slope its so confusing to morons. all this talk about the constitution, and no talk at all about how restrictive state action survives or fails under constitutional analysis. 7:55 PM
tc said...Constitutional analysis be damned - and the Constitution, too, for that matter. If we're all dead because of the gross immorality and amorality of the legal profession, the feminists, the gays, the lesbians ( that you, Ann ? ).... what goods a constitution or anything else. And none of you abstracting fools will be alive to blog on Ann's blog either. What a shame.Tom 8:32 PM

7 ) tc said...10-26-07 For all you LGBT... famatics - and my dear Ann who is apparently quite confused about her own sexuality, You are all fools. Animals do what gays, lesbians...do -and we are not supposed to be animals. And, yes, I do agree it happens...for whatever reason. And I further state that it is wrong, amoral... and should be fought against, always and forever. And yet, I am not "God"...and I love to sing Cole Porter's songs -in public ( Westchester County Board of Legislators... )- and he was bisexual, from his days at Harvard/Yale (?) But I also like -and sing- Elvis Pressley songs - and I dont think he was a god-damed faggot. Tom 8:56 PM


8 ) 10-26-07 (I've had a few beers, so forgive me if I'm imprecise about where this is posted, but the date is correct) tc said...
"...the pain blot out the humor no more'n he'll let the humor blot out the pain."
( One Flew Over the Cukoo's Nest, Ken Kesey, Chapter 25, pp. 211-12 [ I've always loved Jack Nicholson, nurse Rachet... In addition, the legal profession forced me to nearly co-habit with the feminists and the psychiatric profession for 10 years -until I learned enough to speak out about [and did] how absolutely crazy the feminists and psychiatric profession were; whereupon, the legal profession forced me to spend 6 weeks in a lock-up mental ward before they forced to admit that I am not "crazy" as they said -and hoped to discover; it was all fruitless for them, for I am sui generis and I know more than they'll ever know) 5:59 PM

9 ) tc said... (10-25-07) You know what Ann, I used to caddy at Mob capo Greg De Palma's golf club, I went to the Eastchester Diner often ( where the FBI taped Greg's conversations) and I went to grammer school with the Genovese's capo's nephew. So I'm all "mobbed up", my dear. Tom

jewsyonkersislam # 428 Ann Althouse: Closet lesbian ? Poor thing... and its all the fault of feminist nonsense.

10) Comments on my post:
Synova said... Reminds me of some Christians that prove their righteousness by ensuring that they face persecution. They just can't tell the difference between being persecuted for their faith and being persecuted because they are a jerk.Thus tc ensures that his posts will be removed, proving that he is relevant. 6:40 PM
Trooper York said... I've got you under my skin. I've got you deep in the heart of me. So deep in my heart that you're really a part of me. I've got you under my skin. I'd tried so not to give in. I said to myself: this affair never will go so well. But why should I try to resist when, baby, I know so well I've got you under my skin? I'd sacrifice anything come what might For the sake of havin' you near In spite of a warnin' voice that comes in the night And repeats, repeats in my ear: Don't you know, little fool, you never can win? Use your mentality, wake up to reality. But each time that I do just the thought of you Makes me stop before I begin 'Cause I've got you under my skin. (Cole Porter) You know what ? I've sung more than a few of Cole Porter's songs before the Westchester County Board of Legislators, the Yonkers City Council... and I love his songs and music. But the guy was also bisexual...from his days at Harvard or Yale and before. 6:55 PM

The Exalted said... ms. althouse, what on earth are you saying? seriously? 7:05 PM
Ann Althouse said... I'm supposed to explain everything ( she's in love with me, what more does The Exalted have to know) ? You want your food chewed for you? 7:31 PM

Trooper York said...
It is best to use a syringe with at least a ½ inch long smooth tip, preferably a one piece syringe or one with a locking tip. ...
Birds can hang onto the tube and remove the tube from the syringe .....

e said... In this world, there is the real and the fake. It's also possible to be delusional and sincerely believe fictitious things, just ask the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth ( but here you wonder who is really delusional; and I [tc] think that all feminists and ultra-liberals today are [is that more than half the world's popula - tion -probably] ).

tc said...
te....no? 5:12 PM

12 ) tc said... Adaptation of Trooper York's work with specific reference to Ann Althouse...and her marital(lack of) status and her child (less ?) status. Tom Trooper York said...It is best to use a syringe with at least a ½ inch long smooth tip, preferably a one piece syringe or one with a locking tip ( sounds like some of the birds I defended on drug charges in the criminal court)...Birds can hang onto the tube and remove the tube from the syringe ..... (W)hen I feed in public (to prevent any accidental viewings, I use a large blanket placed over my breast while the baby nurses -this is what Ann so misses ) ... if it gets distracted by strangers during feeding( this can also be problamatical so I put the blanket over my head as well and concentrate on my child) ... poor childless (?) Ann). Once you have your materials ready ( full breasts, of course), you can begin the feedings. (HAND-FEEDING BIRDS [and breast-feeding babies] ) 7:40 PM 8:38 PM

Trooper York said... Opening narration -[ season 4 & 5] Narrator: You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone. ("The Twilight Zone" 1959) 8:47 PM


Blake said... The worst thing lemmings ever did for allegory was not jump over those cliffs. 8:58 PM
Wurly said... "I'm supposed to explain everything? You want your food chewed for you?"...That reminded me of one of my favorite SNL commercials - for the restaurant "Pre-Chew Charlie's." The same episode also had the fantastic take off on "The Beverly Hillbillies" -- "The Bel Airabs". 7:57 AM

Luckyoldson said... Synova asks: "What did the Swiftboat Vets believe that was fictitious?"...Well, it appears Antiphone pretty much answered your question.... No response?...Didn't think so. 11:25 AM

The Exalted said... i think you purposely posted an ambiguously lame attack on HRC with the intent of drumming up traffic, but with the ambiguity escape hatch to utilize with a strategic upda

Ah my dear pretty Ann," Alone again...in October ". (10-25-07)
Are'nt you getting sorry -and mad- about the bad things that feminism is responsible for in your life... primarily " Alone again...in October "... Dont you think you should start to attack and destroy feminism and the ultra-liberal thought of those who push it, like Judge Leonard B. Sand, that confused and delusional old goat ? Tom 10:01 PM

13 ) Gay,Lesbian...

tc said... Ann, They should get (another) life, for I will destroy feminism and all its misbegotten spawn such as gay, lesbian... thought -and more. Tom
5:56 PM
Luckyoldson said... Tom,Got anything for sale? 5:57 PM



Simon said... tc said... "[Althouse] is a Profesor of Law at the University of Wisconsin Law School and is living in Brookl[i]n Heights ... as she tries to write a book." You know, the curiosity as to what this book -- alluded to in a previous vlog -- is about is killing me, but I suppose we'll find out in due course.
6:16 PM

blogging cockroach said...
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George said...

What's great about this country is that America started the tradition where the richest consumers buy essentially the same things as the poorest. You can be watching TV and see Coca Cola, and you know that the President drinks Coca Cola, Liz Taylor drinks Coca Cola, and, just think, you can drink Coca Cola, too.

A Coke is a Coke, and no amount of money can get you a better Coke than the one the bum on the corner is drinking. All the Cokes are the same. and all the Cokes are good. Liz Taylor knows it. The President knows it. The bum knows it, and you know it.

--Andy Warhol

Then again, Sigh

blogging cockroach said...

bevor dada da war
war tc da

Jacob said...

Republicans, Dadaists Declare War On Art

blogging cockroach said...

this thread has gone wrong
terribly wrong
..the onion bit was funny
but in the wrong place...
and old
terribly old
i'm sad
not amused
i feel used
by dada

blogging cockroach said...

i was just reading about althouse
off blog
you know florida golf
airplanes
sun sand and suffering
althouse should take up playing golf
here's a song

while tearing off a game of golf
i may make a play for the caddy
but when i do i don't follow through
'cause my heart belongs to dada

Shawn Levasseur said...

From Doom Patrol: The Painting that Ate Paris:

"Good’! ‘Evil’! Outmoded concepts for an antique age. Can’t you see? There is no good, there is no evil in our new world! Look at us! Are we not final proof that there is no good, no evil, no truth, no reason? Are we not proof that the universe is a drooling idiot with no fashion sense? From this day on we will celebrate the total absurdity of life, the gigantic hocus-pocus of existence. From this day on, let unreason reign! The Brotherhood of Evil is dead! Long live the Brotherhood of Dada!

What is the Brotherhood of Dada?:

Brotherhood of Dada have a memory span of three seconds.
Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Brotherhood of Dada.
Brotherhood of Dada are the largest of Saturn's moons.
More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Brotherhood of Dada.
Brotherhood of Dada are worth their weight in gold - literally.
Brotherhood of Dada can usually be found in nests built in the webs of large spiders.
Brotherhood of Dada can live for up to a week without a head.
Brotherhood of Dada have four noses.
Brotherhood of Dada cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in their stomach!
If you toss Brotherhood of Dada 10000 times, they will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because their head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.

knoxwhirled said...

what the freak...

rsb said...

ketchup catch dada
mustard custard mutt
the anti-ant
mount horrid
mamsy dada
moms melsby totie fields of corn dada