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President Karzi and I were discussing Hillary's cleavage and he says he likes em about this big.
"bread, milk, eggs, then a quick stop at the mosque..."
So "George, you'd look more distinguished in a hat" I says.
Blue 23, Blue 23, Hike!
Hoping to rebound from low approval ratings, a reenergized President Bush answers questions through his invisible LOL-Kitteh.
Nom nom nom love the taste of that microphone...
I said, "Hamy-" (I call him Hamy), I said, "If yer bored and hungry as you look, you come down to Crawford and we'll get you some BBQ. We got a place serves a three-pound pulled pork sandwich, sucker's as big as one a them land-mines you got."
Do we want this guy in our crazy hat club or not?
So far ROTM has my vote. Keep 'em coming.
"We had these hats made up for the Brutal Afghan Winter."
So far ROTM has my voteEcho.
"President Karzai explained that the tricky part is delivering the goat's head, but then the rest is easy as pie."
"Your performance in Gandhi was a memorable portrait of a great American."
[Bush] Hehehe... Look at that, I can count to ten using my fingers... Hehehe...[Karzai] Dear God, why am I here?
You know -- he does look like Ben Kingsley!
Y'all better not dress like that when y'all come to Tex-uss, is all I gots to say.
So I says to myself, that calf ain't comin' out by herself, no sir, so I do what I gotta do...
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands. If you're not, clap louder.
No No No. You grab this fuzzy thing by the side and THEN stick it in your ear.
Bush: "It wasn't him OK guys. Look see, I'm still wearing the watch."
Karsi: "Idiot. It's in my pocket."
Karzi (humming): In the jungle the quiet jungle the lion sleeps toniiiiiighthey!oweemoway, oweemoway, oweemoway, oweemoway
You call that a hat? In Texas the hats are ...
hoosier daddy, roost on the moon, and hdhouse 's are all great...
"This is the width of the new 'NYTimes'" is the caption.The story below would say that "The President noted that NYT readers don't need much print on the front page since they never read any more than the first two or three paragraphs on page one, anyway.”
"We got these invisible boxes of energy in America, see."
You can't tell by lookin' but this little rasdal to my left has a set this big!!!
triangle manI wouldnt have commented if there were 50...( :
Karzi sighs as W exaggerates the size of the WMDs they found on their last fishing trip.
Spirit Fingers, Karzai! EVERYBODY does Spirit Fingers!
Bush: "This is a microphone. Make sure it's off before you call them reporter guys a--holes."
As Steely Dan said, "No, I'm never gonna do it without the fez on...."
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