AT THE RISK OF BEING TARRED FOR TREASON LIKE HARRY REID, I'm going to declare that the war against toilet paper is already lost.Oh, come on! It was obviously a joke. I didn't post on this story yesterday -- a day when I was already attacking Crow -- because I thought it was such a lame joke that it didn't fairly compensate for the annoying behavior I was complaining about
But unlike Reid and the other 76 Senators, I never voted for this one!
UPDATE: A reader suggests "smeared" instead of "tarred." In this context, all I can say is "Eww."
ANOTHER UPDATE: By the way, Sheryl Crow says the whole toilet-paper thing was tongue in cheek, though Rand Simberg isn't sure he believes her.
I'm really only posting now to say, Glenn, since you're eww-ing at "tarred," you might want to reconsider "tongue in cheek."
By the way, don't forget this guy, who's subjecting his family to life -- on 5th Avenue -- without toilet paper.